Not a single regret. Pin me as the Alternative Bi man idc.

Body ain’t tea but sure is something

Let’s just cuddle

Holding space for bloomf and others on here I’d climb like a tree 🌲

neeeeed a paypig that just sends me money without me having to do anything. like universal basic income but just for me

Where on Maslows hierarchy does a beer, cigarette and a man go?

Well, show the class.

Please

Woof

People who put “Won’t message first” in their dating profiles might as well say just don’t fucking match me. Always find it so funny how some people have a holier than thou attitude, mf we are all in the trenches.

Don’t we all

Hunk

Epic

Holding space for every hairy, hot and foreign man on here.

🙋🏻‍♂️

Emma Chamberlain everything everywhere all at once

Can’t relate, got the opposite problem

Where to?

Is the leg tat a reference to The Lobster?

Same

Oof let’s work out

A ★★★★ review of Wicked (2024) Cynthia Erivo mothered so hard while she did tricks on the broom, that it went of the cunt-ometer. She squirted all over OZ to make the yellow brick road.

boxd.it/7SbkVZ

Is this shit on??

Big papa

What’s your 10/10 album?

The fear in those eyes

Make ‘em squirt when I stick it in, call that shit Caprisun.

Bro has credit

YouTube shorts that are those little clips of movies give me joy. Eventually just cave and watch the movie or show, I can’t lie there’s some good recommendations.