Push notification from Twitch that says “Halfmoonjoe is live! Oiled up bald man crawling thru vents”

Maybe God’s not real

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@samantonioli.com heyyyyy so this may be totally intentional and fine, but just FYI- no after shows have been uploaded since March 13. I know your scheduler breaks sometimes, so I just wanted to let you know~*~*

New York Times Crossword puzzle hint that says “Like many Grindr users” for 15 across

????

A hand holding five roasted chickpeas

So you’re telling me a chicken peed on these things?

“what’s it like to have a southern accent?” In the Pokotopia font

…sure! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Joe, I have to be honest with you. This may be the funniest thing you have ever posted.

toilet was a little wobbly after being reinstalled so I got out the toolbox and fixed it myself and the power of that sent out a psychic blast that disintegrated the ten nearest straight people

The holidays: where your blood alcohol content is high and the calories are even higher

WHO IS THE 1%?????

Time to turn back on those YouTube ads, diva @halfmoonjoe.com

Brian the Turkey? Why is EVERYONE naming their turkeys Brian??

The slow zoom preview of this on TikTok feels like a threat.

Put up the Christmas tree to feel something 🫦

Starting to feel like it’s getting darker earlier???? I don’t know about thattttt

@halfmoonjoe.com watching It Follows for the first time, and god bless you for enduring this with your parents in the theaters. Toughest battles to the strong soldiers 🫡

Bold of them to assume that I’d know what music Elliott plays in his house.

So hard watching other people live your dreams.

I suck in for selfies

At the point in my life where I’m getting suggested 12-hour thunderstorm videos on YouTube.

This is what happens when you let land vote 😕

I can hear this

Putting my graphic design background to work on Insta.

"Let's open this pit up!!" - me slicing into an avocado

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

A storefront called Pick Me Up café

Chat’s favorite hangout

What’s this Alien Girth I keep hearing so much about?? 👀

Starting to feel like somethiiiiiiing’s not quite right with the US government…. Just cannnnn’t put my finger on it….

You’re telling me the heat stroked this man???