I do not want to be on guard when I read manuscripts. I do not want to be on guard when I read slush. I do not want to be on guard when I listen to music, when I look at visual art, when I WATCH A FUCKING COMMERCIAL. I hate Altman so much I burn with it. He and his kind have stolen the WONDER.
fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM
age 0-7: bedtime is real age 7-30: bedtime isn't real!!! age 30-: bedtime is real
bedtime
Commission of Haru Urara completing a Boston Marathon
Hey, Trainer! Urara completed a marathon!
[ Commissioned by WL1547 on #vgen ]
Image from tomodachi life of miis crowded around a cubus from ffxiv. It seems they’re saying the cubus is basically a beacon of hope in a cruel and uncaring universe…
I gave Emet the Cubus as a pet and it is has rightfully become an enjoyable part of every mii’s day
Anyway, now that we're hiding in the replies- you guys are pretty alright. Definitely in the top 5 billion tolerable creatures on the planet... Thank you for 3 great years!💢
Happy Ruzader Day ya buncha nerds! 3 years equal 3 Ruzader corpses. Linin' 'em up like candles, eheheheheh. >:3c
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT THE MODERN PORT INCLUDING A NEW PLOTLINE TO SET UP THE NEXT GAME TO MAKE YOU BUY IT AGAIN STRAT
teaaaa
cygames hire her
and you sequel where we get lyria being a badass
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
Sorry but sometimes "Thing, Japan" is just correct
Convenience stores? Correct
Public transportation? Absolutely correct
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”
Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
WE WERE ROBBED
Buff Lyria
C'mon Orologia we should've seem that timeline
After Flash Gala ends, the next draw banner will feature rate up on selected characters, and all weapons drawn will be drawn at max level and skill level.
A new section of the Warnings page includes a note on Haaselia's baby castella cake section: they request that skyfarers cut down on food waste by actually eating the cake that comes with an Evoker polaroid.
Bluesky WORLDWIDE DAY OF PLAY WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!
And You is now permanently available in Side Stories!
Orologia's simulation records can also be found in the story page.
by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox
STONKS!! 📈📈📈
store.fujocoded.com/askfujo
[gbf] otsu gw!!
this gw was stoopid
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Elmo captions read: "Oh, my God,"
Elmo's World screenshot with captions reading: "TV. Damn."
Elmo's World screenshot. Closeup of Elmo's face. Caption says: "Thanksgiving."
Elmo's World screenshot, includes Elmo in front of his piano with a large talking yellow yo-yo. The subtitles say: "There's a fire."
What the heck, bruh?
Screenshot of Big Bird with cartoon horse. Captions read: "If you have seen Ernie stomp your horse one"
Screenshot of Big Bird in front of cartoon backdrop. Captions say: "Nice. Make chicken."
Screenshot of Bert. Subs say: "You did it, Bernice. You're dead"
Screenshot of a pink baby monster muppet, Nataha. Captions simply say: "Help."
So much to process
It's hard being right all the time
