ya know what for better (actually probably mostly for worse) at
least you're honest

none of these are words in the bible

We need to remove liter from this game
That weapon literally does nothing good for the game

(No)

(She won’t)

Prank on yourself

I‘m never going to H-Town

You have made a similar joke every year

Also low income families are taxed heavier here than in fucking California

“Kaiser why do always bitch about living in the Midwest”

Call me superman because my kryptonite is the colour green

On the off chance that I actually dream, I‘m somehow enrolled in the wrong major/minor.

This is despite the fact I sanity check that like every other week…

Late

Also local Splatoon player doesn't even like Splatoon

What do you want me to do about that?
Time travel?

I put in half the work as well smh

his cunning ruse was thwarted

Somewhere in this building they’re playing the Fall out Boy‘s version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire”

I don’t think he cares

Bro is not going just to spite Avrel now

Already packed

Find me in the waterpark

Shut the fuck up

Learn another language*

Avrel is being a child and refusing to language another language

To all the Splatoon players slowly finding me

Hi, I do literally anything else except talk about Splatoon here lmfao

absolutely not

Anything less than 10 isn’t enough time for a decent speech because you spend half the time thinking about the time limit

right before we have a lan set

She just really wanted to add a team @ in her bio