My man is so hot 🥲

Just saw somebody call 30 “middle age”

Still alive 👋

About time yall realized Nicki is a piece of shit

Every time a straight dude calls me “boss” I lose like 20 minutes off my lifespan

When I see my man’s big brown puppy dog eyes my heart goes pitter patter

Yall I am literally on cloud 9 life is so good

I need to rewatch invader zim

He completes me 🥰

Wowzers

Love to see it 🫠

Fr it makes me crazy

whenever there’s a survivor challenge where they have to keep their arms up it’s like a treat for me bc i get to see all the armpits that you KNOW are so stinky

Softie for Friday

It’s almost my 8th year living in San Francisco :o

This is true, but I’ve also seen plenty of chronically single guys doing it too. I think it boils down to the fear of being alone

What an amazing Folsom this year

I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️

Fantasizing about bcd tofu house like it’s sex

🏃‍♂️

Please!! 🤤🥺

We love to see it

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Jennifer Tilly in bride of chucky is absolutely my spirit animal

Big mood

Happy saturgay