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What would be the 1st line of your memoir?

Mine:
“When I was 15, a palm reader told me that I’d either get pregnant before I turned 20 or have a mental breakdown in my mid-20s; my teenage brain couldn’t comprehend which would be worse and now I know.”

#TrueStory

a man and a woman are dancing in a room with the words mind ya business written above them ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a room with the words mind ya business written above them

Last night at dinner out, a woman comes up & starts talking about a weight-loss program she thinks would “be a good fit” for me. I politely -but firmly- told her no thanks not interested. 🤬

PSA: Please don’t do this! My “health” is not your talking point.

And FYI size =/= health

In case anyone else needs these words of wisdom from my kitchen calendar. 😁

If you are ever offered a free cupcake and asked with or without sprinkles, always choose sprinkles. Otherwise I will be judging you and all your life choices thus far. #wecantbefriends