this will be the best day of my life..

hey so i actually did dye my hair red last night i couldn't help myself 😔

i'm actually so surprised that all my top songs aren't waterparks

slushy noobz bald shaving stream was not on my 2024 bingo card

HES NOT BALD AND HIS HAIR IS GREEN WE ARE SO BACK!!!!

i'm thinking rationally now and decided not to dye my hair actually #finallynormal (in actuality i have too much black dye left in my hair)

feeling crazy, gonna dye my hair red again this week

i've had enough @awsten.bsky.social

i'd also make out with shrek if it was michael longfellow

introduce yourself w 4 movies 🙂‍↕️

coraline (2009)
scream (1996)
10 things i hate about you (1999)
bottoms (2023)

sarah sherman and colin jost is the modern day version of stefon and seth meyers idc what anyone says

i fucking love bowen yang that's my girl fr (he has no idea who i am)

JULIA FOX INTRODUCING CHARLIXCX IK THATS RIGHT!!!

Charli xcx on SNL.

Album cover for ‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx.

“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”

— Charli xcx on SNL.

kyle mooney on snl and new andy samberg song dare i say we're so back

LOVE ART, IT’S GOOD

4 albums to introduce yourself (this is me coming out as a gleek) 🫡

i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

listening to i'll always be around and thinking of how after the first time i saw waterparks i missed them so bad that every time i listened to it i would literally break down into tears 😭

she's so good and SO underrated

when you walk away mentioned omg

wait actually if awsten goes bald should i go bald???

i better not see a bald awsten on my feed anytime soon or i'll fucking scream

me & my on repeat (my music taste is all over the place)

how it feels not getting mcr tickets 😕

silly numbers

it's been well over a year since i had red hair but i still miss it everyday 💔

and when i say i haven't had this much fun on social media since my dsmptwt days then what