Screencap from ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES

I was kind of hoping this was going to happen

We need a Schoolhouse Rock 2.0, or a Schoolhouse Rock New Millennium, or something, ASAP.

Schoolhouse Rap? Distance Learning Pop? Something!! 🤣

OMG yes, we need a 21st century Schoolhouse Rock 1 it could even be Schoolhouse Rap, whatevs!

Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Seeing a lot of hostility towards indie journalists who'd long heard rumors of Salwell's abuses but didn't report on them, & I'm sorry, but that's not how journalism works. This isn't sitting on a story for a book. You can't report w/o sources. You can't out victims who aren't ready to go on record.

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

Before Donald's war, Iran did not control the Strait of Hormuz.

Oil tankers moved freely.

After Donald attacked, Iran cut off travel through the Strait.

Gas prices rose sharply.

Under the ceasefire Trump just negotiated, Iran still controls the Strait.

Art of the Deal? 🤡

Jeffries calls for Mike Johnson to immediately reconvene the House to take up a war powers resolution

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

We should be proud of our Democrats in Congress today. They went on national television and called Pam Bondi a liar. Exactly how it should be done.

“We want her under oath because we do not trust her. Why don't we trust her? Because she's a liar.” - @maxwellfrost.bsky.social

This is wild.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.

You want to know what insults Jesus?

Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours.

Gas prices skyrocketing.

Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month.

Another war in the Middle East.

Are we great again yet?

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

The theater of war is expanding to like 25% of the globe as Mike Johnson continues to call this a mere "operation"

20+ nations have now been drawn into this... "operation"

Americans stranded in the Middle East say the State Department hotline Marco Rubio told them to call plays a recorded message warning: “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time.”

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?

WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

They went to the boss.

THIS IS 👇 HOW IT'S DONE.......

That dude is long dead, genius

“Congress will not be needed”

GOP Congress claps like obedient seals

I hope celebrities across the country follow @flavorflav.bsky.social's lead and treat the women's hockey team to all kinds of fantastic experiences, if only to rub it in these dumb assholes' faces.

Nothing the clown likes more than ratings. His viewership was down 12% last night for the SOTU. No one wants to watch your insane snoozefests.
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