Furry chest in heavily shredded tank

When you go in later and one of the a-holes you usually see earlier had the same idea…

All the better for burying one’s face.

That feels like euphemism, but I’m OK with that, baby.

Ok, let’s tongue wrestle and grease our fingers… to start.😈

Sweet talkin’ devil, you could at least buy me breakfast first.

Furry, bare torso of a semi-muscular guy.

Let’s play hookie and probe each other’s orifices.

Wanna climb on top and try out my insides?

Hairy slut with tits out

Dreary outside

Slurp

Where is it? The antiquities department of some museum?

Furry dad still in bed

Your dad lacks motivation and could use a jump start this morning.

Tee shirt with “I baked you some shut the fucupcakes”.

I need the recipe

Burnt!

As the first on the block to mow his lawn, I deserve some kind of reward. Right? Like get to bugger the suburban dad of my choice?

Unbuttoned shirt revealing furry torso.

Yes, tiddies in your face again. How obnoxious!

And there’s another bird behind him.

First garden center purchase- pansies

It begins

Furry torso with nip clamps

The wicked things that pop up in the memories tab.

Wait! What? You mean you can’t be my sugar daddy?

Furry chested selfie with a polo shirt pulled up exposing pecs

MCM with moobs, of course.

I’ve seen a lot of grunters at the gym. This one dude sounds like he needs an exorcist.

Don’t say a word. Just slide on in.

Possibly fake sign advertising Anus Melts at Hardee’s.

Hardee’s for lunch?

Soapy, wet, furry torso in the shower

That time I threw the soap on the floor and waited for you, but you never came.

This reminds me of the time an old farmer told me that if you grab a bull by his nut sack, he’ll follow you anywhere. BTW, it works with me, too.

The first lab-grown T-Rex Leather handbag is here. It will cost you Scientists created lab-grown leather inspired by reconstructed T. rex protein sequences. A "T-Rex" handbag went on display in Amsterdam on April 2.

Sure. Why not? Are we standing at the top of a hill before a slippery slope?
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Roger Stone misspells bulwark - as bulkwork

Now I know the definition of bulwark, but ..

Stage for Rent at the Encore Theatre, Dexter, MI.

Program for Rent

Seeing this again

Right now, it’s sitting with a US House Judiciary committee. As it’s a committee chaired by Jim Jordan (R) and majority republican in membership, the resolution is not likely to go further.

Fully covered in a snug t shirt.

Gym ✅
Nap? Probably not, unless you want to join me.