It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.
screenshot of news article of how liz truss set out plans to override the good friday agreement in order to force brexit through and mispronounced "taoiseach" as tea-sock
everyone from outside ireland who says that irish is a dead language & there's no use to it will always be the same outraged people that we expect them to refer to the dáil/taoiseach instead of parliament & prime minister because they don't know irish & should be able to use the english translation
funniest bit about why people don't realise threads is not going to work is 100% because people don't realise that having to connect your instagram which was likely created years ago & have your entire extended family attached & True Posting only does well if the people who know you don't read it
me after my first 2 days on bluesky
a lot of the current arguments online can be traced back to the Adderall shortage
this a margot themed account only
i miss everyone over here but twitter doesn't even let me post anything anymore for whatever reason. it's just fully dysfunctional
me: oh no my puppy has diarrhoea what is going on she must be super sick!!
also me: gave her a good chunk of a grocer's version of orange chicken cos she looked cute
Brown & white 4 month old Brittany Spaniel sitting on a pillow beneath a reception desk while chewing a bone
margot at work pt 2: she's grand, naps in my lap, however starts getting desperately whingy to run back into the treatment area whenever she's bored like "what do you mean i can't run in there, jump on the vet and the geriatric dog who is actively being euthanatised at this very emotional moment"
boy dinner: live arthropods, small vertebrates
girl dinner: the head of an adult male praying mantis
A 16-year-old boy has died after sustaining on-the-job injuries at an industrial site, as lawmakers in several states advocate loosening child labor laws
His death follows two other teens’ deaths in Wisconsin and Missouri
dark brown & white 4 month old brittany puppy holding a skunk toy and a rope toy in her mouth at the same time
POV your puppy is so spoiled that she always has at least two toys in her mouth at a time because she doesn't want to give up on one
blurry photo of dark brown & white brittany spaniel puppy sitting on my lap watching the computer while i wor
back legs of dark brown & white brittany puppy sitting in my lap, can see the view underneath my work desk with my knees and desktop computer directly above
i work at a veterinary clinic & i brought my daughter in to hang out with me under my desk while i checked patients in, only for her to be such a velcro puppy that she required to sit on my lap and politely watch me work for ages, just happy to be with me like 😭
anyways so i went to the woods because i wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and to fuck a sasquatch
yes hello fbi a clog-faced lady is trying to show my kids porn
all cat turd had to do was be like “elon didn’t give me money but that’s ok, tesla still rules!” and elon would’ve given him 50 grand a month
BREAKING: The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (IATSE) has called a strike authorization vote for 1,500 workers who power Broadway and touring shows.
If the union members vote yes a strike could start as soon as Friday morning.
the fuck
the people genuinely discussing how to get dril to make an official statement on sex work are absolutely killing me. it's like trying to get a guy dressed as darth vader on hollywood blvd to come out and say he doesn't actually support killing children
the united states isn’t even a country it’s just 3 corporations in a trench coat
this is how it sounds when people on here talk about posting