Image of a new product from the Konami store of a big man sensually holding a James Sunderland Pillow from Silent Hill 2 listed for $70
SILENT HILL 2 James' Body Pillow is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
A deeply questionable life choice, and also the most comfortable way to emotionally spiral. Introducing the Silent Hill 2-Inspired Pillow -
Ever wanted to sit in silence, reflect on your life decisions, and hug James Sunderland while doing it? Now you can.
Yes, this is real. Yes, you can pre-order it. No, we're not going to explain ourselves.
But you only have 7 days. After that, it disappears into the fog like all your unresolved feelings.
LIMITED OFFER UNTIL APRIL 7TH 11:59AM
This is a one-time-only, never-coming-back drop. April Fools? Kind of.
Emotionally devastating? Absolutely.
I love April Fools, idc