My maternal grandmother once made mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving that were both lumpy and runny, with a consistency like kinetic sand, that had no real flavor at all. She went near purple when her brother’s new wife insisted she take it home with her. With any luck she spackled her walls with it after the holidays were over.

When I tell you it's a miracle that I know how to cook anything that wouldn't get me relegated to napkin duty at the Baptist potluck I am not kidding.

I Finally Got All the Diesel Out of My 1992 Honda Civic and I’m Feeling Much Better Mental and Emotional Improvements on Testosterone

I tried to explain what it's like to be on the right hormones
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Digital painting of a slice of vanilla sprinkle cake with white frosting with white frosted bird wings and white bird feet. It has a dollop of extra frosting at its pointed end with a blue, burning birthday candle sticking out.

Paint - #repostyourart
Posting something that was fairly painterly.

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

Known as the 'Sid Vicious of the insect world', ultra-rare ant with golden mohawk is captured on camera The species is only known to live atop a handful of mountain peaks in remote Far North Queensland, including Mount Finnigan about 50km south of Cooktown.

I missed that someone finally managed to find and photograph the rare punk rock ant Camponotus thadeus.

I have started a blog where I review salt and vinegar flavour snacks and ONLY salt and vinegar flavour snacks.

thesaltandvinegar.wordpress.com

Poppy magical schoolhouse print

June berry and butterfly sticker

One of my fav prints - a strawberry bakery

Moth and spider decorating

🌸SALE!🌸
Feelin purpleish color vibes ✨💜🌷

Use code "ACORN" for 20% off your entire order. Bookmarks, stickers, originals, prints, everything!!!

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Archaeologists Find Iliad “Catalog of Ships” Papyrus Inside Egyptian Mummy - Arkeonews Archaeologists in Egypt’s Oxyrhynchus have discovered a Roman-era tomb containing mummies with golden tongues and a rare papyrus

A mummy containing a rare papyrus fragment which included text from Book II of Homer’s Iliad, the famous “Catalog of Ships” which lists the Greek forces that sailed to Troy #classicalreception
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Affirmations for the Present Apocalypse Modern problems require modern affirmations

You all should read my writing. It won't make you feel any better but it'll distract you from the existential dread for three minutes which is really all any of us can ask for.

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Local Author Event: The Warm Machine & The Lucky Machine. Traumatized robots and cyborgs finding themselves through love, friendship, and an unbridled desire to be free to be themselves. Sci-fi lovers - step into this novella series collection at any point now - no title required a pre-requisite knowledge of any title that comes before it. By Salem, NH author/illustrator Aimee Cozza. Come talk robots & sci-fi with me! May 23rd, 2026, 2 pm - 4 pm. Balin Books. 375 Amherst Street, Nashua, New Hampshire, 03063

Local #NH friends! I'll be at Balin Books in Nashua on May 23rd to talk robots, sign books, and do a little reading. I hope you'll join me if you're in the area. I'd love to meet you! :D 🤖

If you need a place to RSVP bc calendar, there's an event on FB: www.facebook.com/events/12822...

#NashuaNH

I just feel like "mauled by opossum" is not the worst way I could go in 2026 by a long shot.

I just saw an enormous opossum in the backyard and am currently trying to convince the roommates to let me adopt it, provided I can catch it.

The Dark Side of Super's audio book is available RIGHT MEOW!

Get yourself a copy from Adler Audios, where you can not only save money but support indie authors and narrators all in one go!

Get this dark, gritty, realistic take on super powers today, #booksky!

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Digital art of a young, white man with closely cropped brown hair and strange eyes that are a blend of blue and pink. His mouth is full of hot pink pony beads falling out of his mouth and he's lying on even more of them.

beads #art

Hello fren *slorp*

A pink background decorated with rainbows and dashed lines in the colors of the lesbian pride flag. The text reads, “Lesbian Visibility Week Bundle; 94 sapphic & lesbian books for $40 USD; 4/20 - 4/26; exclusively on Itch.io”

Welcome to #LesbianVisibilityWeek. All sapphics and girl kissers have debuffed stealth and perception this week.

To compensate, some lovely authors (self-included) have a pack of 94 sapphic and lesbian books, zines, comics, and RPGs you can get for just $40.

#bsnm 🌈📚

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Slack Upgrades for the Current Apocalypse New for Slack from Google translate, the Babbel App! Tired of trying to decipher messages from co-workers who speak in nothing but emojis…

A treat for those of us returning to offices terrorized by Slack notifications tomorrow.

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The thing I do is basically estimate the amount I'll use the item vs the cost. So when I was buying my super expensive sneakers for flat feet I was like "Well I'll certainly wear them more than 150 times, and I'd pay someone a dollar to wear shoes that don't hurt, so 🤷‍♂️💸".

My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

Illustration of a sunbathing couple. He's a skeleton in a pink hawaiian shirt and orange swimtrunks, and she may not have the top on with her blue bottoms. They sit side by side, his hand on her considerable behind, and the other hand reaching for a bottle of hopefully sunscreen given how freckled and peachy-pink her skin is.

Having more fun with my extremely secure simp skeleton Skully. Today, risking bone-bleach for the company, tomorrow...who knows? But eventually, some kinda freaky sex because he deserves it 💖 #ocsky #illustration #summervibes #lichoc

A green mesh metal trashcan holds a single dry bouquet of flowers in front of a large tombstone and several smaller headstones. In the background is a blue sky and green trees.

A small white angel figurine sits in the grass in front of a headstone

Went to the historic cemetery today and it was lovely

Anyway I skeeted this like two days before I quit my job weird.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

RIP to anyone else who saw and loved this mess. (Going with a still image cause the gifs all sucked)

A juvenile possum eating snacks out of a "Melvin the possum" teal mug

THE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF ALL TIME

A leopard gecko looking up with massive adorable eyes like a dang anime mascot

OwO

what’s this?

While on a coastal hike, yesterday. #Newfoundland, Canada.
#hike #trail #ocean

Please don't tell me again how woke and great the Chicago pope is.

There are reasons I have expressly requested to never be taken to a Catholic hospital for any reason whatsoever. This piece touches on some of them.

lesbophobes love to throw around studies about lesbians having higher divorce rates and every time it devolves into arguments over whether the statistics are true but i rarely if ever see my preferred response: why is that bad?

A drawing of a happy sasquatch enjoying a cup of coffee in the woods

gm