WINTER IN TEXAS

what the hell is this chill guy thing I hate being old

God I hate this country

nah just a lot of gender

hi friend!

F :(

what happened

lol we capped ours at 50

I got married once before

the liberal migration here will ironically make me use this more so I can dunk on them

Go join the Republicans we are pulling the Dems left here

in these trying times I try to just remind myself that love does prevail and communism will win

:(

I'm a cowboys fan so how do you think I feel

I got musk'd on the bird site

chat I fucked up

today's fit

vio

a selfie this instant!

Coworker: people really just ask me to hang out cause they're trying to date me or something
Me: Oh, you just seem cool I'm sorry people can't just appreciate you for your friendship

And so anyway he's my boyfriend now

I went to the gayborhood

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

What's worse, getting cheated on, or finding out your partner is trying to cheat but no one else will fuck them

I'm here (at work) for the party (paying bills). Can't wait to get drunk and have fun (go home and play poe)

No

Big heart
Bigger grin
Average body
Let's win

Boss: Hey Ricky Tightlips. I called you in today because, while you're doing great work, some coworkers think you're a little quiet. We enjoy tight comraderie here so I was wondering if there is anything we can do to get you to open up?

Ricky: I ain't talkin to no one

Wife invited a woman over that they were talking (and I'd never met). All 3 of us are naked in the bedroom within an hour

Why did Anakin try it when Obi-Wan had the high ground? Is he stupid?