I think you're right, so this is either a later life preggers public information or a premature menopause public information

No wait, a premature menopause public information story. Krusty mentioned peri, so now it's definitely not that #TheArchers

Helen: "Oh it would be amazing if you were knocked up at 45, there'd be nothing to worry about at all!" #TheArchers

Helen's awful glee at a potential 45 year old conception. #TheArchers

Oh god, it's going to be a perimenopause public information story, isn't it? Nothing ever happens, just clunky Messages #TheArchers

Middle aged pregnancy Viking baby alert! #TheArchers

"The fact he thought everything was fine when I'd secretly shagged a Scotsman, that's a real sign it wasn't working isn't it?" Fuck off, Helen, you horrible aul cow #TheArchers

Helen has just come along to make sure her bidding has been done #TheArchers

Political commentators keep saying "original sin" (one for #StrongMessageHere), and as a lapsed partial Catholic my culture is not your costume. All events conspire to send me back to Rome

An everyday tale of the worst people in the entire world #TheArchers

Can't stand her at any price

Oh she's AWFUL AND I HATE HER #TheArchers

a woman in a yellow jacket says " you stupid cow !!! " ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket says " you stupid cow !!! "

"Why does buying a house take soooo long?" It's been literally WEEKS, how does darling Helen, our brave hero that everyone loves, cope? #TheArchers

Partners NEVER use each other's first names to each other, surely. "Excuse me, Adam." #TheArchers

Starmer says Seketary

Tech bros respond to robots like a medieval bumpkin. BE IT A GOD? DEMANDS IT OUR PRAYERS LIKE THE VERY FAST WATERMILL AND THE BULL THAT GIVES MILK?

Found a cursed object

Truly pathetic loser stuff from both of them, I'd rather they both drowned in mud

Not a bad view for my morning coffee I suppose

*George Constanza voice* I'll tell you what's staggering and unforgivable, Jerry, THE PRICE OF THIS COFFEE.

She sit in the scratchy box

Ate my sandwich and want another sandwich 😭

Covid times knocked a little bit of the saving things mentality out of me, but not enough to make me buy my own comfortable sofa and ditch the horrible one I inherited from a previous flat.

I live on my own in a rented flat and it took me 8 years to put up a picture because I felt it would be tempting the gods to kick me out.

Is it not Larry the Cat?

And the Foreign Sec should go as well

a man in a suit and top hat says very good sir ALT: a man in a suit and top hat says very good sir

We endeavour to serve

Touch a sausage to your lip, we need to check you've not actually been cursed

Sir Olly Bobbins morelike eh eh

Eeeeexcellent....