Why didn’t anyone tell me making little flamboyant costumes for miniature horses was a job option

The just kidding star Image of a cartoon star Put this star in your post when youre kidding so that feds know if you’re just joking around

i am not evil i am an angel but i do have a gun and a history of being in psychiatric institutions

transporting illegal immigrants across the border in the harriet tubman uhaul as she would have wanted

A woman says to another woman "don't it there, please." She intimates "my husband died." She starts crying uncontrollably and continues "And that's where he got cucked." Tears streaming down her face she embraces the other woman for comfort.

Figured out i can make teeny tiny patches with fabric scraps

do not appropriate my culture i am a fool every single day

Stress continues to make me the person i wish i wasn’t

Drawing of my moms dog

More art bc i am genuinely insane at this point

Not my kitchen fridge lol thats why its yucky

Small amounts of art to keep the sadness away

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Shrek has reached Harry Potter status and im soooo fucking tired of it

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

i always suspected it but now it’s confirmed. my daughter just informed me she’d rather be in ms rachel’s family. wife and i are devastated, we understand obviously. but devastated

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Clock that says “its time to go to israel. EL AL israel airlines” in a daunting font.

IS THIS A FUCKING THREAT?!?!

I cant make this shit up

if you are half-squished underneath a steam roller please do not yell at the steam roller operator. you might hurt his feelings

Not worth it at all, also the risks of developing autoimmune conditions from having such large amounts of silicone in your body no one talks about :/ the triangle shaped implants ive seen from korea are amazingly nice looking but ive heard they can rotate out of place??

My moms had them most of my life and I respect people’s choice to get them but….. how has the technology not improved? I have seen only one set of boobs in my life that i was shocked they were implants!! Cus they were tiny but looked so good!

Im so scared of fake boobs why do they have to look so hard ):

Rolling out the one that says “are you mad at me.”