As an American. I make the decision to buy a gun and go shoot somebody. I get convicted and go to jail.

An a health Insurance exec. I make the decision to deny care and kill someone. I get a bonus.

But only if you're a republican

Interesting how Republicans are suddenly interested in addressing sexual assault allegations.

Iconic ❤️

The asshole plasters his disgusting name on everything. He wants a library now.
May I suggest the prison library at Fort Leavenworth. He and his co-conspirators could visit it daily.

America has never been weaker than we are now. We may prevail in the middle east eventually, but we will not safe. The agencies whose job it is to keep us safe have been gutted. Our adversaries know this. It's not a matter of if there's another terrorist attack...

Screaming into the void, "When are these asshole politicians going to learn to keep it in their pants?"

UGH!

This crazy bastard wants to use a nuke.

OMG!
🤣🤣🤣

I'm going with classic Pink Floyd

Just what you would expect a Nazi to say.

Spot on.

Tastes like your child made it with play doh.

My landlord has his cars registered in Texas. Totally against California law but meaningless without enforcement.

There was a time when that script would have been turned down as implausible.

😂😂😂

Me too. 🥞

I know a young man who lives in Boulder Creek. He told his grandmother, my neighbor, that everything in his house fell.

The look on his face after that private meeting with Putin in Helsinki said it all.

I just realized how easy it would be to change the lyrics of Country Joe's famous Fish Cheer from Vietnam to Iran.
Any musicians wanna give it a go?

I hope they shred it!

It was obvious during his first term when he walked out of that private meeting with Putin in Helsinki.

Wouldn't surprise me if a few names popped up.