In town some german drunk threw up on my shoes, i fucking hate simon cowell.

Have a very skibidi christmas to all the sigmas!!!!

Listening to white girl music 😍🥰

Venom and me still got that cold :(

a man in a venom mask is standing in front of a sign that says we are venom . ALT: a man in a venom mask is standing in front of a sign that says we are venom .

No, We... are... Venom.

Sorry for not posting i was busy defending the city

I get one cold and i cant barely move

I am like the best super hero i got batmans powers and spidermans money

Not to brag but im real good at singing bad romance

Maybe the real gift was sending out the call to morb nation to rise up along the way

Cant let anybody know i fw romance movies

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE SUPPORT FROM YOU GUYS ONCE IN A LITTLE WHILE

my sister did in fact NOT like the name poopsmear

happy birthday half life 2 if you were born today it would be your birthday today

thought you were going to say something about fangamer joker

WE ARE VENOM.

WE ARE VENOM.

need a gazillion beers in my tummy rn