HOLY SHIT

holy shit klaus from american dad

im a good 11 hours too late arent i
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U7S...

"My reps are conservative so I'm not gonna call them about issues."
Yeah? And let them just go unyelled at by you? Come on.

the "Huge Earthbound Fan..." HardDrive article edited to be "Huge I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Fan Excited to Play It for First Time" with the deleted scene of Benny eating a baby playing on a SNES.

guess what im playing

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

people only are liking this person's opinion because she said "Reddit" derogatorily and people online are ridiculous. some of her highest rated stuff are fucking atari games lmao

Ice & Lightning Trixie

oh my god

The character/s vs how you drew them

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"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

A TV screen showing the Janus Films logo, but the text instead says Anus Milfs. This joke is aimed directly at my cinephile oomfs who would be familiar with Janus, and is intended to cause them psychic damage.

An edit of the "how it feels to be 26" man captioned with the opening line to blue Monday "how does it feel"

I fuckin loooove bein NB that shit is so gas

I see so many pro "trans people" post that only includes feminine pronouns and I am very tired.

"Wishing trans people a beautiful girly day" or "give a trans person x and she'll thank you forever!"

I spent so much time getting rid of what made me "she", don't bring it back. Trans men exist.

Not the biggest sentai head but I say....Zyuranger, first to have a true sixth ranger, first to be adapted into Power Rangers, big transitionary show for a lot of reasons

technically i think they count

happy modnay
#susantaxpayer

There should be more discussion on char clone husbandry

French Montana? Ah shit, the fakest rappper in the world is back.

He should've added one more letter to both his first and last names to make it a valid troll name.

FACT: Tetsuya Nomura named the protagonist of Final Fantasy 7 "Cloud Strife" as a homage to his favorite webcomic from the 2000s, Homestuck

Funniest image of him to use possible.

"We used to eat people for less than this" - John Carpenter

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they were always doing this

Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now.

(202) 224-3121

Called my representative. It was extremely easy and the sentiment was shared by the person taking the call. Just say that you're concerned about what our president is saying this morning and that you want your representative to push on the 25th amendment to remove him from office. Its very simple

hey!! please help cassie out!