I can

I can

Padres x ice cream helmet crossover FTW

YES! I tried to get the blue Phillies hat (because obviously, red hats are never happening again) but then they finally came through with one in brown and gold for me!

I love taking the train - I try to take it 3-5 times a year, but it’s become wholly unreliable between SD and LA. Unstable cliff tracks, derailments… I’ve had about a 50% success rate over the past two years.

I had a SOL-MPK ticket for 4/30.They canceled the SOL-SJC leg, did not inform me & marked my reservation in app as “invalid” so couldn’t change/cancel it. I only looked bc I heard about the cliff again. Tried to call (lol) and finally got it canceled/refunded via text. It’s a mess. @pacificsurfliner

Three House Republicans. Four Senate Republicans. That's it. That's the math.

More dead kids. Again.

Another day, another school shooting in America.

12 years since Sandy Hook and still, we're mourning lives lost to mass shootings.

➡️Over 1.2 million Americans shot
➡️480,000 killed by guns
➡️5,400+ mass shooting incidents.

NO MORE "thoughts and prayers". We want action.

#EndGunViolenceNow

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RETHINK DEPRIVING YOUR CUSTOMERS OF ANESTHESIA DURING SURGERY

The “The Onion buys Infowars” alert was pretty damn close, though!

Yes! I text-banked for him!