Fisting gloves*
Posts by Tyler
Now kiss.
🐽
Daddy.
You are insane (in a good way).
The Countryfile calendar is calling.
With your current skincare regime it’d be believable tbh. Like a fine wine.
I feel like I should know this after YEARS of following you. 36? 😵💫
Need.
Watching the first episode of the new Star Trek series and when the red alert sound happened I had a momentary flash like I was at work. 🫥
What does this mean?
Lord Sugar to you.
Is that you declaring you’re going in with preconceived feelings? DISMISSED.
Bush 🐷
Mini eggs plz.
K but where’s the rest of these 🩲 ones?
Minus the presents? The presents continue. We take a very glacial pace to it.
I don’t know what’s more shocking. You winning an actually decent amount or the public showing of your full name.
The sleeves dragging through/over/in it all as well.
Where’s the slutty one?
Nobody likes you x
Euphemism?
Well that’s because you’re usually the one saying it silly.
Is it? IS IT? *Huffs in no festive time off*
P sure that’s not how the theme went.
For free?
Neeeeeeed. 🐷
Again but with the cakes out this time.
Good place to grip or something like that.