I’m not technically a doctor but I can certainly have a look at it for you.

Have you got your hoodie in your teeth? 😬
I bloody love this x

My dog has top tekkers

Oh I’d be calling you over for a chat every game!!

The trick is doing just enough to get a talking to. Good refs will talk, bad refs card.

I often wish life had a delete button or my brain had a “are you sure you want to say/do that?” setting.

I’m a quite simple creature 😉

Even more

I really hope this happens for you x

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Excited by either outcome here

I need to have a word with the fixture secretary. 45 pence per mile might just cover return flights.

Just to confirm I will speak softly to you, parade you through the great hall, make you kneel down on a vibrator and drop my noble seed all over your face… then hold you gently all night. Have I got that right? 😉

More of a thigh shot for you. The old chaps just hanging around in this one

Also, any excuse to use a Cool Runnings gif.

Couldn’t find a good harder not faster gif, so just went with rhythm

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Be with you in a bit dear…just making you something

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This is what I would like to do