What a pleasant surprise behind my house today…
Posts by Ritzblues
We noticed you. You don’t have to stand out any longer. Take a break.
Mad Dog McCree, now there’s a game I’d once exiled to the darkest recesses of my memory. Hope to see it on stage.
Obligatory #SGDQ2026 Submissions plug:
Henry the Hamster Handler VR - A Mobile Port that should not exist
Koro Koro Post Nin - 2P1C Vertigo game with dowolf
SABOR - Get JACKED and punch stuff
Screaming Head - Just LOOK at and you’ll understand why it’s here
Suburban Commando - DOS licensed junk
Ahh, room temperature tea, the perfect tea to serve unwanted guests in purgatory.
Hey you. Yeah you scrolling by…
You’re awesome!
Completed my first Any% run of Screaming Head today. I finished in just over 1 hour, but there were many mistakes along the way. I’m excited to see how fast I can complete a run.
Gulu Gulu
Welp, that theme song is now lodged deep in my brain. Thanks heaps.
@hockeybabbler.bsky.social
🤬AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💥
Screaming Head is out now!
store.steampowered.com/app/3372460/...
SUB 3 ALL SUPERBOSSES IN EXPEDITION 33!!!
JUST BARELY by 4 seconds. This run was nerve racking in the last 10 minutes because I was doing a challenge to get sub 3 or gift 33 subs. It was just enough motivation to clear that hour barrier. Let's Go!
Save scumming is highly frowned upon. I swear, this game will spawn two different kinds of players: try-hards who refuse to leave mid-run to avoid any penalties, and content creators who want the challenge of the maximum penalty.
There really ought to be a grace period because life happens.
Oh. Good. Just what this game was missing.
So a hypertube cannon in Satisfactory, which comes with the bonus of seeing each one building up speed until that satisfying “FOOP!”
I played my first Blue Prince bingo today. I did okay, but my buddy Chupa smoked me. I’m definitely going to do a few of these.
To my dear friend, the void:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Best wishes,
-Ritz
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ALL RIGHT
This has been on my wish list for MONTHS! The game has a surprising amount of movement tech and apparently branching paths. If you scream too long you literally kill yourself. Need it!
I think there was another one called Zergling *something* (Madness? Arena? Blood?) where each player had a zergling spawning area that amassed zerglings very quickly. The center of the map was an open killing floor for them to battle. Kills => resources => champions. Overwhelm opponents to win.
Dragon Ball Z
Why can’t Mankrik just move on?
Fever dream or bad AI image generation prompt?
Scooby Doo animation style beach party with twerking dancers
I hope the procedure is a success and wish you a speedy recovery.
ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
Oceans Eleven
I’m a little late to the party, but I learned a rough version of the Blue Prince any% route today. Also I confessed to a GDQ crush and the feeling was mutual.
When I get sick sometimes I have awful fever dreams. My brain creates an unsolvable puzzle, which it also believes is the source of my nocturnal suffering. If I could just solve that puzzle in my sleep, I’d feel better, but it never does. Blue Prince is the closest game to evoke that feeling in me.
Miss you, Babs. You, and the rest of the night owls who enjoy late night conversations in quiet spaces at the event. You are 100% on the “needed more time” list.