im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost
hollerin with the world championship
lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship
my family.
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)
st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something
hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
pink flowering dogwood, baby hand
look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts
big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend
*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
let me make myself clear
dumbass english ivy resisting my persistent attempts at eradication
of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
COOK HIM
cook his bitchass.
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
just some beautiful coneflower, miraculously in bloom even though it’s the winter time
damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle
tall grass but its brown because it is almost winter.
tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.
photo of a southern yeehaw mouth funky-foot frog
what tha frog
✨OFFICIALLY✨ on the wall as a NYWC Hall of Famer
a pic of leaves on the ground.
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
congratulations jenny!!
look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard
hello bluesky
we do not want that goat
if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.
oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.
Predicting the next 3 AEW world champions
sometimes i still talk tuah, but when i talk tuah
champ’s here
