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Posts by Dave Krug

Ooh… WWII Memorial in DC?

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Oh, it's "bazaar" all right...

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In our slanted driveway, they also were gravity powered.

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@lentesta.bsky.social I’m mildly curious how park levels are calculated. If today is a 3 at Studios, I’d be terrified to be here on a 10.

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No problem! At least it didn’t ask if I still beat my wife…

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Also asked if I used the red blaster or the green one.

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A few more questions:

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@lentesta.bsky.social I rode Buzz Lightyear today and immediately after i got off, the Disney Experience app hit me with a survey about the ride. Before I thought of taking screen shots, it asked if I rode the previous version and about how many times.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Visit is 4/8. We’re missing early entry because of a breakfast reservation, but Railway is what the plan suggests anyway. Heading to Batuu after that is a winning plan to also get a Ronto Wrap for 2nd breakfast. Thanks for your help!

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Back in the FP+ days, I was a professional refresher and return time optimizer when getting more Fast Passes during the day, so I'll probably just see how well that skill translates to the Lightning Lane era.

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Those were the earliest times available when I was able to book at 6 AM this morning. The longest wait I have for anything is 25 minutes which is not terrible. I'm just concerned that I'm potentially missing out on getting additional times if my first tap-in isn't until 1:00.

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@lentesta.bsky.social Long-time park goer, first-time LL purchaser. These were the best times available for the rides that my TP suggested, but the times are far later than suggested. Are they “fine”, or should I drop one of the later ones for an earlier throwaway so I start making other ones?

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Peak Midwest

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@lentesta.bsky.social Re: rides with different scenes for guests… Radiator Springs Racers splits alternate cars between Luigi’s and Ramone’s show scenes before the race starts.

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That first thumbnail made me think: “What’s an Aston Martin Formula 1 car doing there?”

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Probably need to update the bot; it's still associating car 1 with Max and car 3 with Danny Riccardo.

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Nice!

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First two hours of #Survivor50 was the best first episode ever. This last hour has been a slog with a commercial every 5 minutes.

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He just said he would take away Congress's power, and that got a cheer from... Congress...

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It's a game for the ages.

The dark ages...

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I know what I'm doing this weekend!

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CD binder containing the original Mac OS X Public Beta booklet and some MacOS 10.0 discs

CD binder containing the original Mac OS X Public Beta booklet and some MacOS 10.0 discs

The inside of the Mac OS X Public Beta booklet reading: 

Dear Mac OS X Beta Tester,
You are holding the future of the Macintosh in your hands.
MacOS X is a new, super-modern operating system that will usher in a new era for the Macintosh. New from the ground up, MacOS X is specifically designed for the Internet and includes advanced technologies for incredible improvements in stability and performance. It also features a stunning new interface called Aqua.
This Public Beta will give you a chance to start using Mac OS X and give us a chance to hear what you think. Let us know by visiting our website at www.apple.com/macosx.
Thanks for your help and for being a part of Apple history.
We couldn't do it without you.

The inside of the Mac OS X Public Beta booklet reading: Dear Mac OS X Beta Tester, You are holding the future of the Macintosh in your hands. MacOS X is a new, super-modern operating system that will usher in a new era for the Macintosh. New from the ground up, MacOS X is specifically designed for the Internet and includes advanced technologies for incredible improvements in stability and performance. It also features a stunning new interface called Aqua. This Public Beta will give you a chance to start using Mac OS X and give us a chance to hear what you think. Let us know by visiting our website at www.apple.com/macosx. Thanks for your help and for being a part of Apple history. We couldn't do it without you.

Mac OS X CDs from 10.1 to 10.2 and developer tool discs

Mac OS X CDs from 10.1 to 10.2 and developer tool discs

Mac OS X 10.3 Panther discs

Mac OS X 10.3 Panther discs

Found some ancient #Apple relics while cleaning the basement. Also, my phone really doesn’t like me typing Mac OS X without autocorrecting to the current style.

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Did he “hereby declare” though?

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I'm sorry... did I completely miss the Battle of Greenland in AP History class?

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The Golden Rondelle theater

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Manitowoc?

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having a weekend in the middle of the week is sort of confusing but I'm not mad about it.

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Graphic design is my passion

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