Emirates paid a marketing team to push their lavish business-class flights to me, a person watching Netflix with ads.

Every Time I Failed You is the track that took years to get out of me. Logan (of Cygnets fame) did me the absolute honor of providing vocals for it.

I can't believe how well it turned out and getting this right was so important to me.

On streaming now and on BC presales. ❤

Look at this absurd cat. Does she even know?

Thank you for coming to my presentation.

the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11

2025: has-been conservative guy from mediocre nu-metal band finally reads lyrics to Born In The USA; Gets VERY upset.

Love to see it.

Can’t even jerk off to Korn anymore, because of woke

If they're not going to stop doing it, they should move it to Oakville or Richmond Hill or whatever rich city's residents come into Toronto to watch it. See how much they love it all weekend.

Adding to the chorus: fuck the airshow

SAD

Trying to imagine a scenario where in 1998 I could have correctly predicted that in 2025 Læather Strip would be covering a Robyn song.

One of the few bright spots in the worst timeline.

Geez, who knew?

Air Canada Strike 2025: What Are My Rights? A stark contrast between Canada's APPR and the European Union’s gold standard of passenger protection.

Solidarity with the striking workers. Pay your workers, @aircanada.bsky.social

Know your rights:
airpassengerrights.ca/en/blog/air-...

My favourite is that blending two 5% beers together, you get a 10% beer

Alcohol enjoyers: What's the deal with people who think less ice = more alcohol?

What other nonsense hypotheses have you heard?

The best part of having a rehearsal space is that sometimes, when everything lines up *just* right, it sounds like Beirut is being fronted by the guy from Infest.

Hyperpop is the third-wave ska of 2025.

The most embarrassing person you can be is the person who lectures the elderly Costco sample person about how the chips have seed oil.

wait a second! i just realized we can charge way more for food and everyone still has to buy it!!!

Seriously, they grow up so damned fast!

She's the third!

I just need the world to know that we just adopted this cat. She is great.

It's always time for HORSIN' AROUND

This is an excellent reminder for me to try and refill a script and book an eye exam. Bless you my fwend.

I finally saw the Steven Seagal episode of SNL -- it truly is the worst episode, and that's no easy feat.

The BTS stories by cast and crew are far more interesting than watching the horrors unfold. Seagal is terminally humourless.

(Telepathically to everyone in the world) quick while soft power is being dismantled do communism. They aren’t looking

My back muscles were screaming yesterday. Discovered muscle relaxers. 8/10 might try them again.

Rest up and feel better dude!

YOU GOT THIS BIG DAWG

I have it on excellent authority that Galen Weston wants Canadians to take a few treats for themselves from his stores without paying, as an apology. This is in lieu of him lowering prices and making life more affordable for the working class.

Lots of hushed talking about the oncoming tariff war, and the LCBO ceasing to sell US products.

LCBO is one of the world's largest purchaser of alcohol, so this could get interesting.

With that in mind, I'm all for suggestions on Canadian products.

Ahhh damn. It's been so hard to do streams over the last while since I've been back working in bars. Miss you folks!