i am serious, a winning line in 2028 could just be "aren't you tired of these people? aren't you tired of 14 years of this?"

a doctor, you say.

"this is a simulation" "this is a sitcom" wrong. this is model UN

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

Here she is at the March on Washington wearing her Resistance medals, incredible flex

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"

Cannot emphasize enough that the two Destroyers deployed to the strait to do mineclearing are doing so because 1) in 2018 Trump unilaterally walked away from the Iran deal, 2) Trump decided to launch the war a month ago under the assumption it would go a lot better than this.

Blunder after blunder

I can just shuffle the meme cards in the archives and find something that works.

Really hope at least some people learn from this experience that despite opportunistic rhetoric about peace, fascism does in fact mean war.

Black fence with a container attached that has know your rights sheets to grab. Behind is a small house.

Part of the Chicago urban fabric now is houses with immigrant know your rights sheets available for passerby to take.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

GHALIBAF: "So I'm not really sure what our objectives are here because our leader is in a coma and maybe has brain damage so it's all just scheming viziers, y'know?"

VANCE: "You're not gonna believe this."

A milestone in March: for the first time ever, renewables provided more power on the US grid than natural gas.

The party with strong leaders The Democratic Party 16% The Republican Party 40% The party that can get things done The Democratic Party 19% The Republican Party 36%

You can fume at people on bluesky for being disillusioned with these guys but at some point you have to admit it's their behavior that causes poll results like this. The public correctly recognizes them as weenies

low key why the Climate Corps is a idea. men should graduate college, get a few years romping around the forest planting trees and shit to get these hangups out of their system so they can realize working in AC sending emails is chill instead of making it everyone's problem

Always sayin "im always saying we need a more complex mythology sir"

(the monarch has just died) lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one (my catholic wife glares at me) ande thatte they return to the faith catholick (i see the constable passing by my window) *sweating* which is alfo in Truth reformede, 11:18 AM · Nov 22, 2022

I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service

Iranian propaganda specialist with encyclopedic knowledge of anti-Jewish conspiracy theories looking to drive a wedge in the philosemitic/antisemitic coalition running the USA like “I was born for this day.”

"When the “woke” mania swept the country in 2020, I took a step back and reevaluated where I stood" = stuck inside reading posts during Covid
"losing many friends along the way" + "I was met with open arms by this messy coalition" = love new internet friends better than people who know me

Another way of putting this is: Oh, you say we suffered a strategic defeat? What about this impressive list of tactical victories. bsky.app/profile/ship...

cognitive reframing:

I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect

I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect

rimonoroni Follow christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate.... the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what rimonoroni Follow #what? look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3

I love the Talmud

Notably, they are against the two things that actually work: work from home and IVF for lesbians.

Kids in ICE Detention Up 10x in Trump’s Second Term Advocates warn trauma from detentions will cause kids lifelong damage.

ICE has detained over 6,200 children during President Donald Trump’s second term, according to recently released numbers analyzed by the Marshall Project.

Advocates warn trauma from detentions will cause kids lifelong damage.

Here’s the longest glide I saw a flying squirrel make, between two trees on Sunnyside. My iPhone measured the distance as 69.5 feet! The video begins with the actual-speed flight (lasting 3.5 seconds). Then it shows the same flight in slow motion (10% speed).

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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.