Damp squib PM Rishi Sunak failing upwards in life yet again and on BBC Newsnight talking to Faisal Islam and getting a chance to plug AI for his backers and pretend he's not a so bad because Truss was so much worse so it wasn't his fault apparently but the man's economic policy during Covid killed loads of people like my uncle and gave thousands Long Covid by pushing for Eat Out to Peg Out before we had vaccines in place and we lost millions to fraud and now Rishi Sunak gets paid Five Grand an HourQ to push AI which he did on #Newsnight and I really dislike that man.

Oh I'd forgotten how much this face makes my palms itch

Of course I think about it. And then I remember that I am James Cleverly.

maybe car violence will finally come onto the national agenda now london influencers are killing each other with vehicles

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

Robert Smith’s birthday? just a shame the high st market for back-combed bouffants appears to be dying out…

#6music news completely doing my fucking bonce in. An Energy Minister who knows what he’s talking about aiming to rebase the pricing system (long overdue) but they devote the voice soundbite to a Thatcherite “energy bills must be a source of profit” lunatic. every single fucking time, no balance

much appreciated. been many years since I needed to do this, and results were pretty haphazard in those days!

any way of getting this in (or into) Excel? ta

screw you ice! we're going to go see heavenly, the jeanines, and swansea sound!

if you’ve got a screwdriver (and google to check Live and Neutral colours) it’s really only a £15 and fifteen minute job for many. Frees up a plug socket for the foreseeable.

walked into a record shop and purchased this on Wednesday- 50p NM/VG

RIP Andy, shame you didn’t get any of your wishes from last month

so it isn’t that “Bluesky is crap” - the attacks are getting even stronger

shrinkflation: rebrand small meals as ‘Iran war bites’ - it might just work

apart from after TK

lyrics websites are fucking awful and getting worse year by year, I know but dear god the top two google results show this as the opening line of Kingmaker’s Armchair Anarchist…?!

yeah, in a 20mph zone through a school fence then another 50 metres but still had enough momentum to kill and seriously injure… voluntarily gave up her licence for six months but has now been back behind the wheel for longer than that (crash stuff is fact, but licence comments not fact checked tbf)

relieved that the Wimbledon child twins’ killer is back in the news. Absolutely fucking stank since the day of the killings She didn’t fancy a decade behind bars so the police believed her cock & bull medical story (without proof?) because she is rich and her kitchen has featured in style magazines

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

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end of the nightmare in sight in Hungary… obviously team farage-trump-putin have had years to plan numerous dirty tricks, but the free world breathes a sigh of relief

Toilet with the lid down, made into a frogging face with two full toilet rolls as eyes, and one used toilet roll tube jammed between seat and lid as a cigar.

I was bored, so I made our toilet look like Nigel Farage

Oh... my God.

My first tweet to be stolen by the President of the United States 😅

fuck me, the amount of bile thrown at Starmer and Labour Councils for potholes over the last few months and it turns out that SUV drivers are to blame… no doubt the fb petrolhead warriors will be posting mea culpas

KSI buys sixth-tier Dagenham and hopes to take them to the premier league. His words “even if it takes five years” Maybe we just need to expand the premier league to forty… the number of clubs convinced that they can get to the promised land?

The BBC's "V for Victory" tuning signal, developed during the last world war and still in use on shortwave when we recorded it in the 1960s. Auditory hauntology.

this only happens… With Great Records! not many people deny that this is a great record, whatever your age at the time of release or now

has she heard the intro to Wilco’s Outtasite Outtamind?

soaked up all the culture in Dudley… finished with a bit of street art

Pulitzer Prize contender