i am being sold a vision of myself that could be so so organized if i just click on julianna_claire's affiliate link and spend $17 on single-use plastic garbage to solve hyper-specific problems to store my crap!!! home hacks!!!!!

my toxic trait is that i will always be sucked in by those "amazon home hacks" reels w the white women in their freakishly spotless beige homes telling me i need a whole cabinet shelf dedicated to stanley cups and a small plastic device specifically for cracking eggs

opened Absolution this evening and was met with house centipede. why would @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social do this to me specifically

just heard an npr interview w @whipkclark.bsky.social and even Scott Tong was done with the dems' lukewarm grandstanding bullshit. we are so fucking cooked I'm spirallinggg

terfs eat shit and die challenge 2025

the brain is a big moist computer and reality is probably a videogame with really good graphics so why would you need anything but engineers and investors ok

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

Something poetic about Elon's army of zoomer enforcers challenging a Congress dominated by people over 70 busy doing things such as having cancer and falling down stairs

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

woke up this morning like "damn my body hurts" and then i remembered i play the body hurting sport for fun

i have experienced the full spectrum of human emotion today and it's not even 10am

being fucking weird in traffic is one of life's little pleasures i think

I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row