I know we need Mamdani in NY and all, but I feel like if he just hangs out at the White House a while longer, we might get Trump to agree to deport himself?

Happy Halloween! 🎃 May your candy bowl be plentiful and your jack o’ lanterns fresh for an abnormally long time.

My electric toothbrush lost its charge mid-brush and my actual reaction was, “Darn, guess I can’t brush anymore.” Then I remembered brushes still function manually and I braved it like a cavewoman.

She voted no. I don’t understand how people are still ignoring this.

My favorite pic of the day so far. Go, Utah!

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

Uninterested in your criticism of a man who’s doing his all right now, thanks

Cory Booker: The Mayor of Twitter and Blizzard Superhero If you're a mayor of a northeastern U.S. city, you probably despise Cory Booker right now, because the tweeting mayor of Newark, N.J., is now...

If you asked me which senator could possibly break Strom Thurmond’s hateful endurance record, Cory Booker would have always been my first guess because of that time he was out digging his neighbors out of a snowpocalypse till 3 am, took a brief nap, and got right back out there again.

“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough.”
-Senator Cory Booker

If gunshots were happening even half as often as my neighbors on the Ring app think gunshots are happening, no one in my town would still be alive

I hate that we’ve ceded this ground. WaPo was a great paper and there are still excellent reporters there.

That looks so beautiful

Thank you.

Thank you!

Sure, thanks

Daytime, too. Mine came out only at night.

Anyone who punches Nazis is okay with me.

Yes! I used to get a possum climbing the tree to get to my birdfeeder! Too afraid to stock it now because of bird flu 🙁

Terrific. Now add groups so we can get off FB. 😁

We are!

Every relationship needs two kinds of people: one to sing the lead line in @tmbg.bsky.social's "Whistling in the Dark" and one to sing the "Whistling. Whistling. Dark. Dark" part.

#TMBG forever

I have just learned that olives are considered fruit and this is the final straw for me

Never seen a pattern like that before!

It’s so hard to vet everyone… I’m trying to follow back only people who I think are adding to the conversation, but also don’t want good ppl to feel ignored!

Buffy Reboot Confirmed With Sarah Michelle Gellar (and Surprising Marvel Director) A revival of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is close to getting the green light, according to a report by Deadline. On Monday, the outlet learned from sources familiar with the deal that Hulu is almost prep...

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? BUFFY IS COMING BACK! WITH... DOLLY PARTON?! I have written like 8 posts here, and one of them involved Dolly Parton and my bio involves Buffy. I think I willed this into existence?

Security questions stink for anyone trying to forget a bad childhood. It's all "what street did you grow up on" and "grandmother's maiden name." Can't we think of adult questions? What's your most hated vegetable? How tall are you? What fantasy plays out in your head about how to best punish Trump?

I am sooo warm

Ok, but I’m lying in bed and that cat looks like it’s judging me. Now I have to get up so it’ll quit looking at me like that 😁

Nope, I got outbid on everything. But I’m glad that means it raised a lot of money!

“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.”

— Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .