happy birthday to you too twinnnnnn!!!

no bloons on my page but it is my day

Homemade Bibimbap bowl!!

i really wish the topics of health, public health, and wellness were in no way politically charged

The clock is ticking. Trump's return to power is imminent. A dangerous, maniacal fascist will be in control once again. We must shore up our defense and safeguard our democracy. That's why I'm proud to announce my new bill to make the bald eagle our national bird.

yeah I get that tbh. Canada is normally my fave franchise but this season has felt off for some reason and I agree with the challenges being boring so far. I really like the cast and hope the season picks up more. I personally like the golden beaver but I get not liking it too.

Do share!!!!!!

sending you love 💞

I'm dying at fiancoomfs LMAOOOO

😭 yes the cutest of oomfs are now FIANCOOMFS

omgggg congratulations!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳💞💞💞💞

Canada's Drag Race superior as per usual I'm obsessed with this fucking show

like 1. who asked you?? 2. you see us wearing masks & talking about vaccines, I'm about to have invasive surgery, and you decide now is the time to share that you're taking ZERO covid precautions while being a nurse working daily with folks who are extremely vulnerable?? super cool thanks

I had surgery 2 months ago and my mom and I were both wearing KN95's while I was in pre-op, only 1 healthcare worker I saw was wearing a mask AND the main nurse working with me overheard my mom and I talking about getting our boosters soon and she interrupted us saying she isn't going to get one.

Contrary to the contemptuous replies to this post, low vax uptake is the inevitable outcome of a multi-year campaign to minimize sickness, disability and death and force people back into work and school with no mitigations. Why would you protect yourself from something that isn't dangerous?

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

🔔 we just passed the $1,500 threshold!!! thank you so much 💚

i will have the next $500 to them ASAP!

can we get a donations train going?

🔗 gofund.me/f777f6ca

finally some GOOD news 🙏🙏🙏🙏

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

Adorable rodent driving a pink toy car sporting pink sunglasses. Text reads: the horrors persist, but so do i

thank you for tweeting about housewives, I'm missing it on my tl here big time 🫡

Palestinian starter pack

so like should I fr deactivate Over There™️?

flowers return after winter and so will you. bright purple flowers

ur sooooooo inherently valuable as a soul experiencing this reality with me. blue flowers idk what they’re called lol

you are capable of things not yet imagined. pink tulips

you are lovable still. pink rose, blooming brightly

made this hopecore pack from scratch

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets | CNN Business Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars.

BREAKING: Satirical news site The Onion has won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars

Look what we got into USA Today.

coming from you that's a huge compliment, chef 🫡

they should get circles on this thing