My fluffy black cat laying in my bed, his pretty green eyes are looking right into the camera.

My fluffy black cat laying in my bed, his pretty green eyes are looking right into the camera.

when i tried measuring his hamsomeness levels today the hamsomometer fucking exploded oh god

what does fugly jean have that i don't ????

few experiences are more humbling than making your s/o in tomodachi life but they wanna date the staple eldritch horror mii instead of you

things i care about

- horses
- water
- rhubarbs

this is what happens when u let ppl who're named after gemstones run amok

that "wuthering heights" movie is like cultural terrorism

everything i've learned about that movie has been against my will

happy flat fuck friday to those who celebrate 🐊🐊🐊

My fluffy black cat lying on my lap getting the good chin scritches.

My fluffy black cat lying on my lap getting the good chin scritches.

he.

today i advise you all to consider the humble giant isopod, nature's original roomba

happy hallowpeen

eating concrete

i never add anyone on steam bc the thought of other ppl knowing how many hours i spend running around in my silly little rpg's makes me wanna hurl

my handsome fluffy black cat relaxing on his cat tree

my handsome fluffy black cat relaxing on his cat tree

a bubdate

ryan murphy challenges my belief in freedom of expression

lucky! my birthday pokémon is fuckin stunfisk :/

they should make a car wash for humans

My fluffy black cat looking very soft & sweet.

báo update:

A black cat lays on a bed, sunlight streaming in behind him, looking satisfied with himself.

behold, a man who gave himself a tummy ache from licking gravy residue but has learned zero lessons.

the cruel hierarchy of gilead was born of gender essentialism, it's a system where women are solely defined by their fertility which, now that i think about it, sounds quite terfy to me.

terfs misinterpreting the handmaid's tale will never fail to boil my piss. few novels are as clear & direct in their messages as the handmaid's tale, & margaret atwood herself has spoken in support of trans women!

2 months into my 30s & i've learned nothing

i wish i was a humble gourd

Screenshot from the Fairly OddParents wiki showing the credits for s2e18.

s2e18 "nectar of the odds" ............... i see y'all

i often think about that one episode of fairly oddparents where timmy & wanda basically milk cosmo's foot sweat & put it into lemonade ......... like, who wrote that episode??

recently the cold can of peaches i eat for lunch is the highlight of my life

my favourite sims spinoff omg!!!!!!!

the remaining 25% is split thusly: 5% xenomorph lore, 5% baked beans, 10% bree van de kamp, & the final 5% is apple juice (not from concentrate)

my love for my cat takes up a solid 75% of my personality

UPDATE from LA guinea pig rescue: youtu.be/qx6RQ8bNB-E?...

all the guinea pigs are out! with so many pregnant females, there's gonna be hundreds of new babies, so if you can, please donate, & if you're in LA/socal consider volunteering, fostering, adopting ❤️ #guineapigs #guineapig