Friendly slut dragons are in your neighborhood just waiting to be licked and stretched. Lick the tail to activate your free trial today! 🐉

Would

*Sits

The high profile “mean girl bros” have to try extra hard because they hate themself. That in its self is cursed. They will never be good enough and neither will anyone close to them. What a trashy way to live laugh love.

Dragons don’t actually need handlers, they need tamers. 🐉 #fisting #dergbooty

Still true

I have been drooling over your pics respectfully for a long time but this is way too much. Can you send me the recipe?

[Sound warning🔊]

<The Birth of Flame Mane Dragon >

A ghost can move from host to host in various ways—for example, from mouth to mouth(?).

Ruh!

I am this high rn

This year is obviously lining up to be a bad year for users going off the deep end. I just hope they learn better like you have. Be grateful that you’re not in the thick of it. That’s all you can do.

We’re long over due

Hot tub too hot? Have some booty 🐉

Vancouver loves my dad butt

Sliving

2020 was year of the Rat when he first took office

Ladies and gentlepups I give you “The State of The Union Address” #pissplay #watersports #pupplay #potus #stateoftheunion

You know you are a dog when you only eat out of a dog bowl with alpha

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Had fun at the Space Noodle

All media outlets are being poisoned with bots now. We have a right wing bot in our Nextdoor neighborhood. There are bots on LinkedIn with 40k followers (the followers are also mostly bots) we are a brain rot nation at this point.

That throb tho

Meet me in the culvert boy and don’t tell your mom

Locker room, twink plaps, twunk raps, throwbacks

#sasspocalypse brought to you by @sassquatch

Huff

I’m just old comes with the territory

Oh wait it is

Reminds me of @mow.bsky.social

My pup @hoytthewolf.bsky.social loves a good derg-handling.
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