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#FFXIV #FFXIVART

Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

"are we cooking" has a very different meaning when i say it to my friends vs. when i say it to my mom

friends and their love language
#oc

i love the way they love each other 🥺

bought unfinished shelves. managed to keep the stain off the ground this time

cannot say the same for my suspiciously walnut tinted hands

took off sunny's sweater cuz she got wet. she's been wearing sweaters for so many months that she looks naked without one now ... there's a dog streaking in my house

started to get used to 3pm naps. I'm an old man who needs his rest 👴

old hermes and meteion doodle :) #ffxiv

リック

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

I feel called out......... 🦐

i forgot i had TTS for non-voice acted dialogue and this nearly killed me when it came out of nowhere

Let him bring it home... 😔
#ffxiv #ff14

#ff14

recently discovered a callous on my pinky and was like ??? until i realized it's in the shape of the edge of my phone. because that's where i rest my phone. what a 21st century problem

I'm on a strategy board kick. This one has been sitting in my head for a while now. #FFXIV

リックとピック

light in the bathroom burned out. the replacements are so bright now it feels like I'm in the spotlight while taking a shower lol

Hermetica

☽ #halvedhekateart ☾

#モクローの日
モクローおめでとう✨️そしてありがとう🫶🦉

A pale yellow dog is asleep on a yellow couch with only their head resting on the arm next to a quilt. There's a lamp on a wood side table to the left casting warm light. Behind is a window showing snow on trees and a grey sky. The room is a warm brown.

The best season for sleeping. 🌨️

I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract

#ffxiv 🩻

world cold and hard... bed soft and warm

under the mistletoe 🌿❤️

#光が死んだ夏
#thesummerhikarudied

oh. a smoke detector is low on batteries. wonderful

bigass storm wakes me up after 4 hours too loud to sleep more. high winds knocked the power out. restoration times long because of holidays.

MERIKURI 🤪

they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check

EVERYTHING BURNS (CATJAM)