Happy birthday!!

I am far too old to be aware of Jimmy Beasts as anything other than, "The Guy That Had That One Zaxby's Meal And He Is Annoying on Youtube I Think?"

But Dan filled me in, and I now have to question what James Beastman knows about anything, really

Feeling very "what if I quit my job and ran away and hid deep in the woods where no one could find me" today

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Jokes on you, my campaigns are already falling apart because coordinated recreation is hard under end stage capitalism!

I should be cheering it on, I should be hanging on every single scrap of an update

But the news is a constant reminder of him and his and the constant drumbeat of existential threats

And just can’t. So I don’t

Don’t get sucked in again. Nobody is coming to save us, focus on doing real good. Even a small good is enough.

Watching him or the people who constantly analyze the fools who are in his cult is effectively the same as being in it. You’re participating in keeping this shit relevant.

*clicks a different video and clicks do not recommend again*

Stop. Looking at it.

He’s not being impeached or voted out, the Dems aren’t going to do a goddamn thing, we’re on our own.

Unsubscribe, turn it off, ignore it. Take actual care and actual action with actual people you actually know.

Mega Miki X!

She means it literally, guys. I’m thinking she’s entering her Sister of Battle from 40k power armor era

That game is so nostalgic for me and so much fun. I really miss video rental places

*stammers and blushes and stammers more*

Oh. Wow. Ok. 🤯

This is the remake of “Toxic Love” the people have been clamoring for!

when the programmer who worked on simcity actually implemented the city income calculation logic based on the design doc

was he doing maxis taxes praxis

Madam! 💜

Pregante???

I’m having one of those “deactivate accounts and uninstall everything” sort of days

I think I am entirely too weird and old

Well I’m a fan of your internet presence!

Perfection is brittle, it cannot withstand the fundamental randomness of the universe we live in.

I say aim for excellence instead. It leaves room for adaptation and improvisation.

Still sucks they did this though :/

I mean, I’m doing that! It does mean you’re not allowed in Kansas anymore though

Oh my lord I hate this kind of “more correct” idiocy

Coke Zero!

Uh oh...

Wh0 3ls3 up r3m3b3r1n6 wh4t w3 0nc3 h4d?

I would like to volunteer!

Y’all should really name these artists. Saying nothing lets someone else be taken advantage of.

“Listen, f*gs, we’re selling you out to the right, but we’re not asking for anything in exchange. You can see how we’re doing our best! Hashtag vote blue/labour!”