oh. oh huh. that kinda works. it's not QUITE there but way closer than I would've thought

no. Italians and Italian Americans have nearly nothing in common

we need to invent a european answer to italian-americans

unforch nobody ever says "ty foid" to me because women's contributions are taken for granted in this society....😔

girl who spreads awful 4chan lingo call her tyfoid mary

even a broken cock can cum twice a day

starmer starmed his last starm. this is the most back we have ever been.

there are 7.5 billion smart phones on the planet and most of them can connect to the internet

me and my buddies would have given ourselves facial microfractures with hammers i can tell you that much

taking applications from groups of three men to launch a disruptive agriculture-based startup btw

fucked up that polymarket is a dystopian tech company rather than a place you go to buy fresh produce from the local farmer and her three boyfriends

seufz

the fact that LLMs are obsessed with using emdashes might actually bring back the semicolon. never thought itd make a comeback but maybe, MAYBE its time has come

i have tallied all the sensible responses to this and come to an average score of "4". it has literally never been so joever

Mel on a train with exceedingly fluffy hair in a big denim jacket

rate the wifeability of this boymoder

abolish, and i really cannot overstate this, the BBC

complaining about the rent only for your landlord to go "woooow so we're kinkshaming my noncon findom fetish now okayyyy"

eggs will pick a completely arbitrary age past which they cannot imagine themselves existing and then go "well i guess i gotta die at [ARBITRARY AGE MINUS ONE] shits fucked lol whats to be done about it"

eggs will maintain a soft distance to their family and go like "okay sure mum keeps saying she loves me unconditionally but what if she knew about [THE THING]" and then themselves not even know what [THE THING] is

eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen

eggs will be like "actually this is my comfort zone" while being the least comfortable anyone has ever been

dark-eddsworld: "ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time..."

a spoonlift

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

A screengrab of Rachel Reeves still looking sad

Rachel Reeves update:

rate the boyability of this wifemoder

is anyone willing to remortgage their home to help me finance this

...maybe I do need to Make Some Purchases

the mime prinister