thank you @geocitiesbot.bsky.social 🫡

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

he is the mummy’s owner, it is his, he controls the mummy

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

keep up the great work! 🧅🫡

heck yessssss. killing it!! 🔴⚫️

I think about this all the time

Reminder that you can order pretty much any book you'd ever want via your local bookstore's online website — might be a buck or two more than Amazon, but well worth it to support local small business owners!

Rockwell Painting man standing up

“My eyeline implies that the stage where the people I’m looking at is, like, 30 feet high.”

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

I'm going on hiatus The community needs to reset their expectations of BikePortland. For now, at least.

Finally time to make this official.

It's not you. It's me. I just need some space. 🤣

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ffs thank goodness

i am on the waitlist, just wanted to make sure i didn’t miss anything. keep up the great work!! :)

any update on the ios app?

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Open Letter: 1,000+ Industry Leaders Oppose the Paramount–WBD Merger Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, Mark Ruffalo, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and more than 1,000 filmmakers and industry professionals call on regulators to block the deal.

Once again, for the latecomers:

Media mergers are bad for everyone. Bad for writers. Bad for actors. Bad for directors. REALLY bad for consumers. Bad for executives. Bad for literally everyone except the billionaires who own them. Do what you can to stop this. blockthemerger.com/openletter

ILM Visual Effects Artist Breaks Down Hidden VFX | Vanity Fair YouTube video by Vanity Fair

the haters will say this video will NEVER reach 300K views

don't let the haters win

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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.

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portland commute

nice, great pod gang! i would say one piece of advice that really helps me on this platform is to use all of the granular tools that are built to help you control who and what you see. i rarely have any bad interactions and find this place to be extremely pleasant @semaforben.bsky.social ✌️

News: The Writers Guild has come to a tentative deal with studios on a new 4 year contract (yes, an extra year than normal!). Health plan/pension increases, SVOD bumps, protection to police licensing for AI training, more. Still must be recommended and ratified, but huge news.

seriously ios soon hopefully!! i’m rarely on my laptop

cc @jonkimball.bsky.social

preach brother @netw3rk.bsky.social they build these tools for a reason

perfect, just perfect 🫡🚀

no thanks

sadly, no. you may one day be brought into full canon once the creatives run out of ideas and stockholders start getting restless

yeah, it feels like a Spielberg split situation

congrats buddy! you and the team deserve it 🥂 you all have been absolutely killing it