If you own an Air BnB-listed property, and don’t list on the site that, in house rules, amongst other bullshit, is “all dish-ware must be dry and put away” when you don’t have a fucking dishwasher, and your in-house Netflix account that you boast about has an incorrect password, go fuck yourself.
Wearing Nikes tgat have never yet stepped out of SFO yet purchased in Napa. AMA
“Do nut unto others, he spoke. The crowd responded, ‘Our Lord, what nut do you speak of?’ DEEZ NUTS, BITCHES!”
- letter from Dave of San Clemente to the Phoenicians.
Even as the stakes get lower — a first-round Game 7, a 9/10 play-in game — these Steph Curry performances never feel less remarkable. Savor them while you still can.
What if we all stopped paying taxes?
NBA game with technical difficulties
Clown show, Bezos, you dumb entitled piece of shit. #amazon
#nba
This dumbfuck entered the Catholic Church as I was racing to the exit doors. Have fun with them, asshole.
I do like the pope still. He’s a real one.
Way to work the count, Jung Hoo Lee.
I still don’t know what the hell a substack is and have never used AI as part of my job. It was good to retire at 52.
What are we even doing?
I’d love to not hear leaf blowers for one fucking day each week.
Iron Maiden has made me happy for over 40 years. I don’t care if they want to be in the silly Rock Hall; I just want them to get some flowers from the mainstream. Good guys and a marvelous band. Up the Irons! Let’s do Motörhead next!
MAIDEN!
#UpTheIrons
Ghost peaked with “Meliora”
Where is the goddamn new Stones song today. Please send help.
The NBA can’t accurately communicate a tip-off time for any game.
Artemis II crew should just head straight to The Casbah to celebrate.
Apple, you are not good at sports. This isn’t a corporate presentation or product announcement- use a regular fucking font on your score bugs.
Why do you always have to be awkwardly weird?
#AppleTV+
#mlb
#sfgiants
Doesn’t seem like resting Steph -at home - on the front end of a back-to-back when tomorrow is a road game he could skip, and the game is on Amazon Prime, and not available to local fans otherwise, isn’t really demonstrating “fan appreciation,” #Warriors, #NBA.
The prices are still the same for us.
The Strokes using AI, I’ve always been right about that band sucking mondo ass and I’m glad the world is catching up to me.
Kimiko speaks… I’m all in for this final ride #TheBoys
Eat shit, UConn.
I miss Miss Jones.
The President of the U.S. The man with the nuclear codes. And people are just going to pretend this is ok.
In a functioning society, he would be removed from office within hours by his own party.
Not in the mood for your fairy tales today.
STAX Museum is worth any trip to Memphis. What a fantastic town with some really cool folks. I get having to go there at least a couple times a year for 20 years for work would get old, but I would probably have the same gripes with just about any city.
That was just a shitty thing to say, LeBron.
Check out the Ghost version and video.
Bird
Happy not-so-great Saturday “What Do We Do I Guess Put The Body In A Cave Or Whatever Crossing Our Fingers You Never Know What’s Gonna Happen Next” to all of us recovering Catholics.
