we STAY ready + headless for it!!

top of the mane officially closed to the public until tomorrow’s weeks-overdue haircut……..

FWIW, the answer to this question is “no”

*clears throat*

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VROOM VROOM

kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks

yayyyyyy

wait amongst….everything else going on here, this guy chose *April 2026* to make his December 2024-ass triumphant prediction of a Trump-Vance permanent majority….?!?

Péter Magyar snatched that Prime ministry so Watch out!! 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺She’s a GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🎉🎉🎉

same gym, different mirror 🤯

i think vance’s great asset is that the press likes him and sees him as one of their own

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it has been comically obvious for years that Eric Swalwell is an emptyheaded Ken doll with some of the more atrocious vibes of any Democrat in Congress, and the fact that so many Very Serious electeds and organizations and endorsers thought otherwise until tonight is deeply humiliating for them!

Why Are Bulges All Over Social Media? Don't ask us the color of anything. It's never been easier to “catch print" on social media. Is it all on purpose?

sorry 😔

I'm so tired of the "THEN DO SOMETHING!" responses here. What Frost is saying is correct. He has very little power to do anything but say it. Would you rather he didn't say it at all?

I know it's very serious but I am. I was. I was not prepared for the speaker to be a middle-aged white woman with a THICK Georgia accent.

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

big fan of the Senator Reverend here and in 95% of instances i would be THRILLED that swing-state Democrats are prioritizing wealth inequality and oligarchy like this, unfortunately “tonight i murder a whole civilization” falls under the other 5%!!!!

How’s THAT?!

How’s THAT?!

one of the main reasons i was relatively bullish on 2024 (post-swap) was because the idea of a president asking for a 2nd term, being told no, attempting a coup to hang on, growing worse on every issue/personal trait, saying “okay what about NOW”, and winning felt too stupid to fathom, and…welp!

a shame that Americans were so collectively traumatized by the last time he encountered something he couldn’t bullshit his way through that everyone agreed to pretend the year 2020 never happened and thus forgot why they had denied him that second term the first time he asked for it!

will always cherish the memory of my mother laughing out loud in the theater at this visual…….

Trump benefits generally from the idea that politics is more corrupt than it actually is. Pre-Trump presidents aren't calling up county DAs to demand revenge prosecutions, members of Congress aren't day trading between votes. But people think that!

resolving here and now to abstain from recycling thirst traps for maximum attention-milking purposes APRIL FOOLS 🤣🤣🤣

"Republicans too radical, Democrats too woke" is the ideology of the owners of most major news outlets and many of the senior editors and reporters they have hired/promoted. This is Rahm's platform. So of course they amplifying his message. It is their message too.

this “give me the Beach Boys and free my soul!”-ass weather………

the biggest challenge for the Democratic Party is the group of gormless centrists who believe the most important constituency is pundits

ok gn