Iran Conflict feed — filters posts from news accounts using three layers: conflict-specific single words that always match, two-word phrases that always match, and broader terms that only match when a conflict-specific anchor word is also present — cutting false positives from unrelated news.

💀 Alert! It's finally time.

Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your fucker creed if you like), and earn the 💀 (fucker) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

🧻 Alert! It's finally time.

Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your 'best' shitpost effort if you like), and earn the 🧻 (shitposter) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

LabelRequest for @yardcrow.com 'your message'

If you'd like to request a label added or removed, there are many ways you can do that. This is the simplest for me to respond quickly! This will pop directly in to the administrative system for the labeler where I can efficiently review your request.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

What the feed is this?

Flag Bearers is a chronological feed of the posts of everyone who bears the tiny support flag (🏴‍☠️) granted to people who have liked the @yardcrow.com labeler.

It's a diverse group of nice people who took the time to do something nice.

What the feed is this?

Legends Feed. No frills. A simple chronological feed of the folks who have been awarded the Legend label.

I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests. Sorry, zodiac signs are discontinued.

I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests. Sorry, zodiac signs are discontinued.

I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests

What the feed is this?

Creatives Gallery- This is made up of top level posts (not quoteposts or replies) with images (must have AltText), or video by folks who have received one or more of the various 'creative' labels.

Thank you for supporting cookie-worthy programming on this station!

I'm sorry friend. zodiac labels have been discontinued. I could consider an Order of the Monkey, possibly, though probably not tonight.

You like AltText! I like AltText!
We all like (this post) for the 👁️‍🗨️ (AltText User) label!

This will be checked hourly, so watch for it. 😉

Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too.

You can remove the label by removing the like.

If you click the heart on the @yardcrow.com profile page to 'like' the labeler (not this post, a heart on the profile page) you will receive the yardcrow roger flag--

label: 🏴‍☠️
description: This account likes the Yarrr-dcrow labeler.

You can abandon this boon by unliking it.

For important posts regarding label administration, please visit the Yardcrow Wiki!

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- How to use Yardcrow
- Stuff I think of later that I want to put there!

In the interest of promoting global calm, like this post to be awarded the 🕊️ (Calm) label.

This will be checked hourly, so remain calm.

Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too.

You can remove the label by removing the like.
I'll know you really still like being calm, don't worry.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 2 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

I see that like, now, btw! Thanks so much.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

there are ways to scale, but I've decided it takes away any novelty. An automated compliment is not worth very much. Thanks for thinking of me, though.

This is such a weirdly ungainly system, but the rules, such as I've made them is that OOC is one of the more finicky labels to get. We've interacted a little bit, and I'm not saying no. Just not yet.

yes, writing to @patri.xyz is really more efficient :)

thanks though

No. that does not.

I appreciate your concern. I’ve only once, purely accidentally ‘moderated’ via a label, corrected within 2 hours. It affected 3 people whom I directly apologized to. Thanks for trying it out anyway!

So, I'm not mid-move anymore. I'm still really unmotivated generally. I'm trying, though. Some labels are higher priority than others. My best advice is still to talk to me @patri.xyz, tell me what you're looking for, and I can explain if it's available. DM's are not ideal, but technically available