A toasted breakfast sandwich with eggs and melted cheese sits on a metal tray beside a small cup of coffee with foam, placed on a round table in a modern café with soft lighting and blurred people in the background. It
@monkchips.com I love this place so much! Great rec 👏
Glad you posted this cause I was about to ask you about that mug. Going today!
The low ☺️
No, Travis Scott Jordan’s
It’s too late 😭
My sneaker game was fire today, but you'll never know cause I walked outside and it was raining, so I walked right back inside and changed my sneakers. 😭
I only printed 30 pairs of Kubernetes earrings so if you want some, come find me!
No! He just thought the name was dumb 😅
He just dropped me off and said, “enjoy kubecon” and drove away laughing. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My cab driver: “What conference is it?”
Me: “It’s a tech conference called KubeCon.”
Him: [bursts out laughing]
Me: 😅
Him: 🤣🤣🤣
Me: 🫠
I’m bringing some more this year!
No, we tried that. She wants her bare arms out. It’s like 50° here. 😅
I regret everything I might have to delete the post 😅
First of all, I should know better than to be funny on the internet, but really, this is my fault because I assumed it was more universal than it is. I played myself once again.
There seems to be some confusion about why I’m requiring my daughter to wear a shirt under her jersey. It’s warmth. Guns out means her arms, folks. I would never come on the internet to talk about my five-year-old’s nipples. Don’t even know how we got here.
Yeah, she’s five 🤣
I need to do something because I can't wake up tomorrow with no basketball jerseys.
I kid you not, Kelsey, she has worn a basketball jersey every day since. I am currently out of basketball jerseys and I am panicking.
My daughter wore a basketball jersey to gymnastics last Friday, came home absolutely jacked with confidence, and we have now had two separate arguments about the shirt she has to wear underneath it because we live in Seattle and it is cold. She does not accept this. The guns must be visible.
A bouquet of soft pastel flowers—pale pink roses, carnations, eucalyptus, and cream-colored blooms—rests beside an elegant white pastry box on someone’s lap in a car. Inside the box are colorful pastries shaped like miniature fruits, including a banana, lemon, mango, strawberry, orange, and plum. The pastries are vividly colored and textured to look like real fruit, creating a playful trompe-l’œil effect. The arrangement feels like a thoughtful gift: delicate flowers paired with beautifully crafted fruit-shaped desserts.
My husband sent me these on TikTok, and I was like, welp, I better go put on some pants because I'm gonna need one of each of those.
Dead quiet in the theater before previews.
My 5-year-old whispers to herself: “We make movies better.”
I ask what she means. She says: “That’s what they do here.”
Took me a minute to realize she’d memorized the Nicole Kidman AMC monologue.
Yeah, but she doesn’t know where the olive oil oil is. But the Bot does. 😂
My oldest is watching my 5yo for the first time while I’m in Japan for 2 weeks
Anxiety brain said: Write 15 pages of instructions, build an AI chatbot, add push notifications for trash day
This is normal behavior
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.
10/10 ICE protest sign
😭😭😭
did Big String Cheese change their formula? Because I swear it used to have more of a snap and now it’s just… sad and bendy?
I learned a long time ago not to monetize my hobbies 🫡
It’s the @xtool-official.bsky.social F2 ultra UV
They’re about 10 bucks apiece. Without the light stand.
