The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

I see two schools of thought among Dems.

1. We need a new deal. Make things fair. Everyone prospers.
2. Put them motherfuckers against the wall.

I think they are compatible.

You can cleanly pinpoint the advent of 'modern warfare' as the moment when medical science and state capacity improved to the point that an army could keep most of its soldiers from shitting themselves to death before they've even seen the enemy.

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE

We wouldn't have a 250th birthday to celebrate if Gen. Washington hadn't mandated the smallpox vaccine for the Continental Army ("Should the disorder infect the Army...and rage with its usual Virulence, we should have more to dread from it than from the sword of the enemy"), but okay sure

A massive, spiky-backed Godzilla towers over a rainy cityscape, mouth wide open in a roar with saliva and rain dripping from its fangs. In the foreground, the Statue of Liberty stands and dwarfed by the creature, its torch raised high. The dramatic illustration features heavy rain and flying birds

Godzilla Minus Zero
#fanart

Sneakers YouTube video by YouTube Movies

Did you know that this perfect movie is free to watch on YouTube rn? youtu.be/Qy9XYQBBIJ4

we all know I have no life, so:

what the hell was every previous mayor even doing?

pete hegseth is so bad at his job that we're like one tick away from the gray zone being like "actually, pete hegseth is good, because he effectively stands against american imperialism"

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

drukhari fireman very loose sketch

DRUKHARI FIRE DEPARTMENT (I have been very busy this month but I always have time for my blorbos)

Alt National Park Service: The National Science Foundation which funds a quarter of all basic scientific research in the country is being dismantled. Anonymous commenter: Thank you AltNPS. You always inform where others won't.

The Alt National Park Service links to an article in The Hill, titled "National Science Foundation's future in limbo as Trump eyes cuts."

It's interesting and frustrating that even when AltNPS bothers to link to an actual source, there are plenty of people who give credit to AltNPS, instead of to their source.

It shows how embedded they are in their audience's media landscape. To many people, AltNPS is a primary source of news.

The next administration must make clear that any immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker wrongly deported, exiled, or otherwise mistreated by this administration will be readmitted with an expedited path to citizenship. Send a plane to get them.

We can't undo the damage. But we can do something.

TANK QUEST!

But in America, it's called Tank Warrior for some reason

they be rollin and pewin pew pew

If the nickname I had acquired was “taco”, I would simply not set deadlines for tuesdays

fuck it, we'll do it dead

"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution" is so fucking funny to me

[somehow palpatine has returned voice] somehow it's 36 degrees out

Girl, the morning comes to consciousness
Of faint stale smells of beer
From the sawdust-trampled street
With all its muddy feet that press
To early coffee-stands.

Joe Rogan come get your sweet ass military full of dudes afraid of needles.

Flu is a readiness and lethality issue wtf are we even doing?

This stuff is soft as baby shit. "The warfighter must never be inconvenienced or so something scary like get a shot," is loser shit.

Careful, Jerry! It looks like Trojak developed a goiter from all that life juice he’s been drinking.

For anyone wondering how or why Army Counterintelligence identified then-Captain Hegseth as an "insider threat" in 2019, which led to his leaving the DC National Guard, now you know.

therapist: say it with me. i do not need a clean house—

me: i do not need a clean house

therapist: —to be deserving of love

me: to be deserving of love

therapist: i do not need a clean house to be deserving of love!

me: being messy means i’m a failure and bad at being an adult

therapist: NO