This really is a great picture:

“When it’s on the battlefield you cannot respond to them naming the card”

FYI: Dems in the senate can't defund ICE. ICE is funded by the Big Ugly Bill. Shutting down DHS on this vote wouldn't touch ICE, but it would shut down FEMA, TSA, Coast Guard, etc. Shutting down ICE requires taking back Congress in the midterms. Dismantling DHS requires the White House in 2028.

WHAT FUCKING WARS?!@?

Daily reminder: This is the face of evil.

Facts

Daily reminder: being cruel, corrupt, and self-serving eventually has consequences.

Do not be surprised when the chickens come home to roost.

Daily reminder: History’s worst figures rarely think they’re the villain. They think they’re owed obedience.

Acing a cognitive test designed to detect severe impairment is like bragging you passed a fire drill. Congrats on knowing where the exits are.

What to know about Nick Shirley, the YouTuber alleging day care fraud in Minnesota Shirley is a 23-year-old self-described "independent YouTube journalist" who made prank videos in high school before pivoting to politics. He participated in a White House roundtable in October.

"Independent” should describe behavior, not vibes.

If coverage consistently amplifies one side, ignores contradictory facts, and never discloses affiliations or incentives, people are right to question the label.

Independence requires transparency and consistency. Anything else is marketing.

It’s officially that time of year:
🎄 Honda Holidays vs. Toyotathon 🎅
Which side are we on? 👀

Dude - we are NOT happy with YOU. Read the F*** room you idiot.

“9” might be him but he’s for sure not him yet. Sheesh.

Wentz needs to go. Like, two weeks ago.

Jesus.

The Vikings have now lost 3 touchdowns over the last two weeks to New York or the refs on the field just being straight wrong. Ridiculous.

that looked pretty intercepted to me

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Feature; not bug

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Boooooo

You know, I see something like this make headlines & I don’t understand why it’s newsworthy. Like, don’t you think UNC did their due diligence:

UNC: And what’s your answer to NFL teams asking you to coach?

Server: Hey, Tom. Your normal order?

Me: Make it a double.

Server: You want double….fries?

Me: You heard me.

It’s going to be a long night.

@pfrazee.com what can we do to better help?

I’m for sure a cool guy but 345 followers isn’t a real number for me.

Thanks for all the work!

The Vikings have officially become the first 14-win Wildcard team in NFL history.

If they converted their red zone chances last night they are at worse 29-31 losers and best 35-31.

Obviously you can’t be results oriented but last night was not the story of the Vikings being soft.

The Vikings should be up 28-10 right now.

Dear Modern,

I’ve been testing you & breach is back and it’s not even a question.

<3 —

Combo

She’s perfect.

“We agreed to throw out his game against Michigan since it wasn’t a good game”.

My brother. That’s not how you do this. If you throw out his bad games, throw out his great games. Sheesh.