Working hard, or even just feeling like you worked hard, gives you license to do whatever you want

Asian American rave culture is going to have the same magnitude of influence on the next 3 decades that hippies had on the last half of the 20th century

Saw part of a Sabrina Carpenter performance that made Salò look like entertainment for the whole family

What’s golf?

Made a subpar frittata 😕

How’s the fit

It’s probably fine that every other movie that gets made now looks like a 30 Rock gag

We need to start carrying around big pictures of the pope like Twelver Muslims do for martyrs

lol

Iran can’t shut down the strait if we do it first

The Chinese word for crisis includes the characters that mean danger and promotion at work

May the wind be always at your back

Sid Meier's Pirates is so peak

The Sperry Captain’s Oxfords are nearly 50% off on the Sperry website compared to J. Crew @beepthief.bsky.social

Unpopular opinion maybe but I don’t think it being a coin flip whether any ceasefire now is in bad faith or not is sustainable

BREAKING: Only the material body is perishable; the embodied soul within is indestructible, immeasurable, and eternal. Therefore, fight, O descendent of Bharat.

That could mean anything

After too much skooma: they own the banks you know

As I was saying

He is so Brandoned lol

I’m fine with paying more for gas if it means other Americans suffer

The problem isn’t that everyone dresses like toddlers, it’s that clothing isn’t shapeless enough

Reading through the "January 6 defendants involved in further crimes and incidents" section of the "Pardon of January 6 United States Capitol attack defendants" wiki page

That’s Mormonism for you

ONE MONTH

No one gets mad at Mani anymore. They just jump immediately to blaming the devil

You took the words right out of my mouth

A man (indeterminate religious or ethnic background) was arrested in connection with a possible itty bitty threatened assassination attempt against a terrorist supporting activist bleeding heart radical. The alleged crime seems to have no connection to anything else that’s ever happened

When the situation has been successfully resolved, #TheCork will simply remove itself from the Strait of Hormuz