Fuuuck

If i give you a massage and you dont occasionally go "ooh ahh that feels so good," im out!

It's always weird to me when puppygirls have a hypno kink. Like what are they gonna do? Hypnotize you into acting like a human??

To laugh is to live and to live is to love

(This is how i speak now)

Fuck i forgot to be funny. Whoops.

Had another one of those ketamine experiences where i experience the alien hive mind collective consciousness thingy and every time it happens i just think "how tf are ppl so casual about this drug?"

Me in da chair

I mean no, but that's kind of the point of humiliation. Can't have it both ways.

Ewwwwww lolol 😓🔫

Sooooo a cuck chair but like make it sound cool 🙄

Is this a cuck chair? 👀

I can testify that it is fun. It's sort of become a hobby of mine lately ngl

Visiting the statue of liberty?

I am unhinged but i am sweet (usually)

I dressed way too cute last night to go out and be sad. Sorry to my friends for spontaneously running away during our hang while saying "i gotta go. Yall are boring." 🫣

Im so done being nice. Gonna be extra nice instead.

Im microdosing food. A few nibbles a day. A snack here and there. Tiny burgers. You get it.

Omfg shiiiiit 😓

You have spoken the actual truth

Ds9 is t4t

Im flattered that ppl keep liking the pic of me getting collared on here but me and that girl broke up the next time we hung out after that so im gonna need yall to cool it lol

Girl who is about to drop the worst album you've ever heard.

Is it rude to watch porn while you're in the cuck chair?

The struggle is real

Reminder that I am cute and have rabies 🏳️‍🌈

*has

Need the world to know that bluesky was down when i posted this. That's why it was 9 likes instead of 19. It's def worthy of 19 likes, but no more than that obv.

Genius!

Reminder that I am cute and have rabies 🏳️‍🌈

Having a first date later and we are meeting in the park where someone is planning to set their art on fire. I love Philly.