Nicole Kidman: “After you die, can I have your hair?”

Me, dying: “You’re Nicole Kidman.”

Also I know I’m bald, shut up.

I’m unfollowing you for using ChatGPT to generate this. I like you, but this sucks even as a joke.

*Gavin Newsom legally changes his name to Pablo America*

Typing “halfmoon joe wikifeet” into Google returns an IMDb article titled “Gay Actors Who Have Passed”

Most cursed thing I’ve ever typed? And that result?!

Ancient lore tweet of “I do not know if this is going to tweet I am talking to my fridge what the heck my Mom confiscated all of my electronics again.”

No, speak on it. You’re right and you should say it!

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Kim, it’s okay, he’s got the memory of RuPaul.

Any bird: “look at all these chickens!”

My favorite little detail too is that they leave notes in the margins shit talking the men, cause who’s gonna tell ‘em?

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

A collection of Rygel masks and statues from the hit TV show Farscape

Farscape mentioned, need to post my photo of all the Rygels I saw and screamed at when I got to tour the Creature Shop earlier in my career.

You’ve failed and should resign.

Kyle, you picked the worst day to sign up for Bluesky. Absolutely cursed.

a paper shredder is sitting next to a printer . Alt: A printer printing a page, and that page immediately falls into a shredder beneath it.

Joe to Chat.

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

the meme from the barbie movie where everyone's dancing and she asks if they ever think about dying, but it's been changed to be user retention, onboarding, and demographic growth metrics

Photo of a water bottle with a trans pride Punisher sticker and a Not This halfmoonjoe sticker

She is the moment.

Ahahahha not this

Karis this is amazing

boudoir! boudoir! boudoir!

One-panel fan comic for Pokopia- Ditto (a Pokemon taking the shape of a human) and a Magikarp (a Pokemon that’s a fish) admire the sunset on the beach, cotton spores floating by in the wind. Magikarp: “I forgot that the world could be so… beautiful… thank you for bringing our habitat back to life, Ditto.” Ditto: “I’m gonna move you into a house. I’m gonna move you into a house and make you use a doorknob.”

pokopia!

My husband and I were saying the same thing, what a nice, moving, funny season of mature queens.

I’ll support the final four directly, but we won’t be finishing the season.

I think I’m gonna join you

I ain’t watching moving forward. What a waste of time.

Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to