Absolutely. Whenever you’re in the Burgh let me know.

It’s actually my birthday today so I assume that’s what you meant.

The middle one looks like he’s playing the ferriman. If he isn’t please correct it so he is.

The Four Score and Seven Dollar Man

I’m an English teacher and I plan lessons around a punchline they won’t get all the time.

It’s got to be one of least alluring things you could say when moving in for a kiss “welcome to flavor town”

This looks like a Vallejo paint I would use for a mid skin tone on a white mini. I don’t want to eat it.

I love the literary references in 40k. So many dumb jokes.

I really like the dark imperium book when a female rememberancer flirts with Reboutie Guillaman (don’t make me spell it motherfucker) and he gets really giggly and lets her call him pet names. The primarchs may be ace but RB is straight leaning. The Lion is fully gay.

I first painted this bad boi for my second edition Eldar army (sadly lost to time) but he is one of my favorite models to paint. I really liked the new model.

for sale: baby shoes, never worn, didn't fit, no idea what i was doing, had a mad one in boots on five costas, same day i was arrested for kicking a mime

Arraman from warhammer 40k. Notoriously heavy chested.

Disappointed not to see Ahriman at his bustiest.

That’s my birthday! I had it first though.

Angron, demon primarch of the World Eaters looking pretty annoyed.

Here’s a grumpy boy, which is odd coz it’s Friday and he’s got the weekend off. No pleasing some people.

I loved the female custodes argument, that it was an intern that went rogue and they brought out the models and they are by far the best custodes they’ve ever had.

I’m
Not sure what’s going on here but I’ll allow it. It is the chieftain o’ the puddin’ race.

It still hurts.

I’m pretty sure the current cannon is Wolverine is in a loose thrupple with Scott and Jean too.

Well we know he doesn’t believe in the word “no”.

I bought this boy on my fortieth birthday while I was on holiday and loved painting him. I might even do another one.

Having just gone fully arse over tit as I ran for the bus this morning this seems appropriate. Probably happens on Fenris all the time.

We should get him hooked on 40k. He’d spend all his time screaming about femstodes and be broke in a fortnight.
Or kick him to bits.

Well the muppets took manhattan, then Jason took it off them so I guess they have beef.

This is what I’ve been doing since Christmas. Think there’s still some more to do but I’m done for now.

He’s one of my all time favorite paints. I had no idea how to do it but he turned out great. Good luck and enjoy.

The guys at my local Warhammer shop now say "oh this one is half price, it's in the sale." whenever I go in with my partner. They started after she fully lost her shit at me just outside the shop. I am in my 40s. They also don't give me the "you spent a fucking fortune" coin.

Before it was raided by monster there was peace in this house.

They are the same picture.

That was my first thought too!!! I just fought my way down it trying to do Christmas shopping so it would need about a billion more people on it if it was today.

Centurion Vek, a World Eaters Lord mounted on a daemonic Juggernaut. He is in white Heresy armour with blue trim, covered in spikes and marks of Khorne.

A front quarter view, showing the Juggernaut splatted with huge amounts of blood.

A close up of the right pointed Chaos star on one of the Juggernaut's legs.

And another of the blood spatted symbol of Khorne.

I painted a 40K World Eaters Lord on Juggernaut recently, using Heresy colours. I really enjoyed the change of pace and in particular experimenting with different types of blood spatter. I used watered down Blood for the Blood God around some of the recesses, and flicked some on with a toothbrush.