good news i contain multitudes. bad news they're all varying forms of cringe

close the app mick you ar losing valuable drinking time

It's just a violent military crackdown on peaceful protestors, not something serious like a magazine editor getting fired for being bad at editing.

oh my god it takes so much self-discipline literally, i had to sternly force myself not to argue with the fuckin human pet guy the other day

A black cat looking to the right

A selfie of me (a redheaded trans man) looking to the left

so true dude

Mick its bc when you were like that you got pushed out of like 3 consecutive jobs. eat your dinner and get drunk

I USED TO BE SO MUCH COOLER. I USED TO OUT MYSELF TO PEOPLE TO FILTER OUT THE ASSHOLES. NOW I AM TIMID. MY COUNTRY MOUSE LIFESTYLE HAS WARPED MY BRAIN.

revising earlier claim: im here for your dracula posts, sparkling personality, and immaculate taste in music

reminiscing abt the time my community college polysci instructor showed us an episode of West Wing and based two goddamned assignments about real warfare around the fictional television show West Wing

fuck those idiots, I’m here for your dracula posts and sparkling personality 😡

Like to see some kind of study/experiment around the way anger is received when the respondent is told the angry person is cis vs. when they’re told the angry person is trans. I’ve had jobs where any anger I expressed was seen as volcanic and scary but only after my transness became common knowledge

I feel like it's the same freak impulse that makes homophobes always think and talk about gay sex. right wingers LOVE to hyperfixate on people's naked bodies & how they engage intimately. I can't single out one simple, coherent reason, but they need to realize they're freaks & nobody likes them !!!

I’ve heard enough I’m investing my life’s savings

oh my god that fuckass ad where the dude in the hot tub surrounded by girls is like “I don’t even know facts or details about the sports I’m betting on, and I won money!” drives me up a wall, it’s so manipulative

I like it a lot he looks so cute and pookie

A patched tear in my backing fabric for a wall hanging.

ez clap

The thing that’s truly wild about this whole situation is that most despots would wisely try to avoid broadcasting the scenes that Trump is specifically trying to engineer in LA.

Drawing of a sparrow made with charcoal and fineliners on toned paper.

Drawing of a sparrow

Charcoal and fineliners on toned paper

#art #birds #nature

Backing fabric with a hole in it and embroidery threat stitched across it, closing the tear.

actually being so overdramatic lmfao I’m nearly done with my shitty patch job

twitch streamer NorthernLion and an orange cat making the same nervous face with a tear emoji superimposed over both of them

somehow made a fist-sized hole in my backing fabric and I’m on hour four of trying to fix it. I just want my fucking wall rug to be finished

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

Madame Web and Challengers have the same ranking, girl…….

She is!!

Snoopy from Charlie Brown frowning at something offscreen with his little dog fist clenched

when ur fav letterboxd guy does one star for Challengers and three stars for fucking Anora

Seriously, help us control the narrative. Let every normie you know know: LA is chill, peaceful and safe right now. The protests are peaceful and there is no imminent threat to anyone. Even LAPD agrees.

terminal engineer’s disease, many such cases,

I really just played demon souls for five hours instead of making dinner

cat covered in moss and plants

Annihilation (2018)