Jon Bois @jon_bois the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn't do anything. don't 2 me 11:07 PM 3/19/22 Tweetbot for Mac 14K Retweets 699 Quote Tweets 204K Likes

It's time for overtime playoff hockey which calls for an iconic Jon Bois tweet

We still have basically 3 more years of “they aren’t hiding it anymore!” re: Trump and all of the crimes he and his friends do. Why would they? There are absolutely no consequences and there won’t be

This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

I will acknowledge that I’m biased because Detroit is my home team, but Comerica is lovely as a fan. Can’t speak to it as a player of course (and there plenty of times it’s empty)

It’s such a joke at this point

Good gig if you can get it. I'd love to be fired by them

I completely understand that we have to talk about this stuff, but I'm going to remain steadfast in my belief that it's super weird that this doesn't go without saying, or that we need really well written arguments around the need for places to sit

I swear they won't rest until they have removed all joy from this

Ah that's a good point

I know the money is impossible to turn down and I’m sure he got a massive payout for Chelsea to get out of that contract but I cannot for the life of me understand why these managers leave places that would build statues for them to get fired by Chelsea. If I can tell it’s a bad idea they should too

Oh I didn't know about that! I'll look it up

I’ve been an avid reader of The Onion since the 90s. Whenever I or one of my friends would go to Chicago we would bring back as many copies as we could to pass around at school. “The Onion never misses” could be on my tombstone. This might be strange, but I am so proud of what Ben has done with it

Billionaires must stop taking ketamine to facilitate the coming of the Antichrist. They should return to cocaine to produce movies like Gremlins 2.

As a museum professional, something that I'll never fully understand is when people get upset at the idea of their art or exhibit being anywhere near a restroom. Believe me when I say that's probably the most visited part of the museum and you'll get the most attention there by a long way

This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen or heard.

My brother in law from California is a blue and goes to that kind of stuff. What do they mean “no tourists”?

I don't have any takes hot enough

Just going to drop this video from a philosophy and religion professor from Central Methodist University who has specifically published about Just War Theory, something the Trump administration and the GOP are invoking to argue with the Pope for some reason

The fastest bat in MLB is taking it to MLS!

Oh you think I can’t ball? I wear Messi’s fragrance!

I did not consent to being used in this way

FFS Bluesky I'm trying to procrastinate

Anyone have any tips for managing weather related migraines?

JD Vance to Receive First Annual FIFA Catholicism Prize

god grant me the audacity of a Catholic convert sincerely telling the Pope he’s wrong about theology

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Got it eventually. 🛰Satle #431 6/6
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