Kliff flying high above Hernand at night.

Game is fuckin gorgeous....
#CrimsonDesert

Ohio and Toyota drivers are out in full force today. With allies.

Gonna eventually run for office on a platform of "Drivers' License reform" and "executions for driving-related offenses"

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

we need more poppy-ass boy bands that do metal

Issues was so long ago now (and Tyler kinda cursed the name....)

I swear there was a parody band of theirs called that at one point

why does my brain autocorrect bfw to "big fokkin wangs"

might be the scot

Poets of the Fall - Black Waters (Official Video) YouTube video by Poets of the Fall (Official)

all i got today

>announces using AI code going forward
>constant issues since

idk might be connected

random.mov 21 YouTube video by ThiccBoiiger

smack, boom, splat, boom, oof

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein, Assassin of Hernand

aka

John Crimson

man I really want either one, but white if I was at gunpoint and had to choose

is it bad I've considered blocking facebook et al at the router level

"oh good, she found yet another god-forsaken facebook page with fake housing listings and put my email addess on it then sent me the link"

the amount of shit that mom sends me that's AI generated scam shit specifically designed to fuck boomers is just...exhausting

a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

Rainy night in Hernand

"You are John Crimson: Apex golden retriever himbo."

game is great

no notes

Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

i know writers who use AI and they're not writers

I think about that a lot too. It was "fun" noticing all of our Microsoft work apps start working suspiciously more terrible right after they had that "we use AI code" announcement last year.

None of it has gotten better, and in some cases has gotten substantially worse.

That's actually something I think about a lot, how many years is it gonna take to fix all the damage from shitty GenAI code

I saw underground transgender mafia open for Italian Chocolate Heist at the kitkat back in ‘26

Crimson Desert is great

you can tackle kids

there's a playable waifu