Posts by Gar Logan
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Repeating that I got my thing from a monkey virus is starting to become overdone, anyway.
[Wiping at his nose with the back of his hand.]
urmyguyuknowthatconner. [BURSTS INTO CARTOONISH TEARS.]
I thought it was a cool name, too… [Mutters.]
You know who we can ask.
[Stares.]
From what I remember now.
I also loved my parents a lot!
That’s because I’m a lot of bEASTS, KYLE.
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Gguuuuggghhfh ghhh ughhhhreckkk…
I COULD KISS YOU ON THE FACE, but it’s tooooooooooOOooOoOOoUUGHHHHhhh hhhHhHooott…
We’re friends, right?
Hey… d’you ever make fans with your ring?
HEY!
*BATH, I CAN’T THINK, it’s too hot…
hNgggjguHHhhsckk…
I TAKE A BATHS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
[Crawling out HIS room looking like a wilted vegetable.] WhYHhhYyYyyYyYyyyyYyyY…!
I don’t even got no meme for this, this is who I am rn.
Starts a small fire in the tower to trigger the sprinklers and cool @boybeast.bsky.social off.
[LOUD SCREAMING AND HOLLERING FROM ALL THE TRIGGERED ALARMS AND SPRINKLES IN HIS ROOM—]
I’m meltinNgNgggngngng…
[Starfished on his bed with a groan.]
It’s so………. hOOOOooooOooOOOooooooot.
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𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘐'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 ...
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LOUDER CACKLING.